"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Possible reasons for a girl not having sex, but doing everything else.

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Ease

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So far i have:

Long distance boyfriend.
STD/disease

What do you think?
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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A skewed sense of morals. IE: thinking that going all the way would make them a slut, but its okay to give three hundred dudes BJ's.
 
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SoldMySoul

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A fvcked up sense of morals is exactly what it is!!! I have heard of the ones that will not have vaginal intercourse, but anal instead... Give me a big fvcking break!!!!!! If I am sticking my rod in your rear, I am going to put it in the pink too.

I mean what is viewed as more of a freak, anal or vaginal? ANAL wins by a long shot shot!!!

As Horaholic eluded to about the 300 BJs. This played out on the movie Clerks that I posted a month or so ago. The guys girl thought there was nothing wrong with going down on a bunch of guys as compared to how many he had slept with.

When we are young, we would accept these skewed morals, but as we age we want all or nothing.
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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