"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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Possible pregnancy?

Stingers

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Hey guys haven't posted here in a while.. I've been away a long time and such but thanks for viewing my thread.

So here it is:
Me and my girlfriend had a quickie tonight, she was clothed and I pulled the spandex shorts she was wearing to the side. (She had no underwear) When I come I end up doing it on her pelvic area about a few inches from her vagina, yes we used a condom when we had sex. What are the chances of her getting pregnant and can sperm seep through a thicker spandex type material?

Sounds stupid but I'm flippin **** since I usually nut else where.

Yes this is a serious question I'm not trolling, real answers will be appreciated more than anything

Thanks!
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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1-800-HellNo

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you're fine man.
I'm sure most guys here have worried about similar sh1t but what you described is a very low chance of getting pregnant.
like Forever said, get some Plan B, which you can get at pretty much any store, or free from Planned Parenthood but it's kind of a hassle. That will kill a pregnancy up to 3 days after sex, but honestly you don't even need to get that. You should just to ease your mind.
 

Greasy Pig

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I've read that sperm dies as soon as it comes in contact with oxygen, so you should be fine.
Btw, what's she doing about it or are you the only one concerned?
 

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I probably have a better chance of getting hit by a meteor today than you have of getting her pregnant from that. If you could tell us what day she was in her cycle I could bring the odds down even more.
 

"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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Yeah I agree with other posters, you have a considerably low chance of getting her pregnant if you did not actually nut inside of her. With that said you may just want to get her the morning after pill, just for peace of mind. Honestly you're fine though.
 

Peaks&Valleys

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So you had sex with a condom.

Then you pulled out, took the condom off and nutted on her stomach. So you're afraid the semen will seep down her stomach onto her vag then find their way inside the vagina, then through the vagina, then up into the cervex?

Is this right?
 

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JoeMarron said:
I probably have a better chance of getting hit by a meteor today than you have of getting her pregnant from that. If you could tell us what day she was in her cycle I could bring the odds down even more.
She is on the 8th day of a 30 day cycle by the way thanks for the responses
 

JoeMarron

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Stingers said:
She is on the 8th day of a 30 day cycle by the way thanks for the responses
So not only would those little swimmers have to somehow make it into her vagina but they'd also have to survive until she starts ovulating which probably wont be for at least a week. Sir if you get this chick pregnant you are the most fertile being in the universe.
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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