"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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So I went to get my haircut today and there was this milf there that cut my hair maybe 2 or 3 months ago. Anyway the last time she cut my hair she was talking about how hot the way I had my beard trimmed and edged up. She was almost at a loss for words and looked like she was going to orgasm right there lol.

I went in again and she recognized me and as she trimmed around my beard she said it was sexy. We started some small talk and I mentioned I worked at this shoe store next door. She mentioned some boots or some crap she wanted and I told her she could come by and maybe I could see what I could do about hooking her up.

She finished cutting my hair and as I was paying she asked how she would know if I was working. I told her my schedule that I usually work nights during the week and during the day on weekends. Right after that she said here and wrote her number on one of her cards and told me to call her. Now I didn't give it much thought at first since I figured she just wanted a discount but I did tell her what my usual schedule is and I didn't really see a need for her to give me her number.

Am I just reading too much into this? With the compliments she gave me before and giving me her number and everything do you think I have a chance to hook up with her? I was thinking maybe if I hooked her up at my job I would be able to ask her out to try and hook up with her. Do you think I am just being used? man she is hot.
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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I'm RAFC right now, but it sounds like she wants to ****. My hairdresser keeps telling me how nice my eyebrows are and when she leans in close, I'll sometimes slightly rub her leg. She just smiles and loves it. She totally wants the dingus. Your girl sounds like she is the same. No need to give you her number for a discount if you are right next door. Maybe you can call her and jokingly tell her how she should fix your hair because she screwed it up or something and tell her you'll make her dinner in exchange...???

again I'm just RAFC but it's an idea....?
 
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She called you sexy, practically asked when you were free, then handed you her phone number.

NAH, she's not interested in you at all! Next!
 
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yuppaz said:
I'm RAFC right now, but it sounds like she wants to ****. My hairdresser keeps telling me how nice my eyebrows are and when she leans in close, I'll sometimes slightly rub her leg. She just smiles and loves it. She totally wants the dingus. Your girl sounds like she is the same. No need to give you her number for a discount if you are right next door. Maybe you can call her and jokingly tell her how she should fix your hair because she screwed it up or something and tell her you'll make her dinner in exchange...???

again I'm just RAFC but it's an idea....?
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ROFL @ the word "dingus"

****t sounds like some harry potter slang

:crackup: :crackup:
 

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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wjh said:
She called you sexy, practically asked when you were free, then handed you her phone number.

NAH, she's not interested in you at all! Next!
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lol yea I know I guess I couldn't believe it. Only thing is where do I ask her out to? You don't normally go out with someone whos a lot older than you to places you go with people your age.
 
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