Why "Whatever You Want" Keeps You Single

She says the movie looks dumb; you suddenly agree. She tests you with a little attitude; you apologize for nothing.

You think you're being easy to get along with. She reads something else entirely: a man with no edges. Nothing to hold on to. No friction, no tension, no reason to wonder what he really thinks.

The "22 Rules" taught me to push back — playfully, calmly, without needing her approval. Strange things happened after that.

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Positive self talk and affirmations won't get you that far

Suspens

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That's about it. You must feel happy and in control of your life.
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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yannick43 said:
And it goes like this beat rap please this is the positive tang ya been waiting for braw.

Ho yeah, all the fat people, ho yea gatta round the table oh yeah...... no my life ain't changen cause i can't stop complaining, women reject me like i get ejected, but that ain't funny, so i come on here with ta attitude and start spraying, all the fat people all the fat people gatta round the table. Ho mommy please help me ta positive thinking ain't working for me, i am gonna finish my life lonely, to scared to call some honey, might as well throw it all away, i am so damn bony, all the fat people, all the fat people gatta round the table.......

Ho yeah, think positive think sophisticated that alright i am a little loser so constipated...... positive thinking ain't where its at where the fvck did i place my hat. My fat friend Jonathan is so fat the other day he wanted to eat my cat... who that fat bytch all around been sucking dix in the ups and down, ho yeah all the fat people, all the fat people gattaround the table, ,,,,, the end.
The reps your receive off your garbage posts is proof positive of the state of so suave. Trolls running the asylum.
 

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Affirmations are useless and empty if you don't apply deep emotions with them.
 

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Dunno man. I find them to help me out sometimes. After all "As you think, you shall become." - Pook.
 
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