"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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Poop and eating fiber

speakeasy

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I have a theory, if your poop is either too hard or too stick(i.e. leaving skid marks in the toilet) then your diet must be wrong and you're not getting enough fiber. Is that true in your opinions?

What are the best foods to eat for fiber? What will give me the best bang for my buck. I want to make sure I'm getting that colon-cleansing fiber into my body.
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Hockey Playa

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this isnt a theory, its a fact....fiber is good for your sh1t....you could just google ''foods that contain fibre''...Some cereals say high fibre...vegetables..
 

Brules Rules

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I swear by All-Bran. Either the bars when I'm in a hurry, or the cereal in the morning. Only negative is that it contains high fructose corn syrup :mad:

Try a bowl... for your bowels.

You'll be taking king-sized, proper Bavarian dumps in no time.
 

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be sure to distinguish between soluble and insoluble fiber. for example, soluble fiber is found in legumes & oats. insoluble is found in whole wheat & green beans. many fruits, veggies, nuts & seeds have a mixture of both.

certainly a good mix of both fibers will have ancillary benefits in the bathroom.....
 

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You can also try those "pure" fibers. Mix a good theaspoon with some yoghurt drink some water. The only thing you have to do now is, is sit down on the toilet and your done.
 

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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smooth guy

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Spinach, beans and lentils are very rich in fiber. Eat your vegetables and fruits.
 
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