"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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pook is an inspiration to us all, sure we have the bible, its good and all and some of pooks posts are in it, but all his posts of which most are not there, are truely amazing, i think there should be another forum, which contains pooks posts in it basicly an archive of pooks posts (that is read only) as this in many ways would prove infinatly better then the bible!!!

pook is a legend around here, everywhere on the forum you see people talking about him and when he makes another posts there are posts made aobut how great he is for days on end, lets honour are greatest source of inspiration and motivation!
 

"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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Erm...I don't think a forum for JUST one person is gonna work.
 

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not really a forum, i meant more of an archive!
 

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I will make one post with everything that Pook has written

tomorrow morning will put one up. If it is that darn important:rolleyes: I did think of this before to BTW but I didn't really care as much but since the idea came back to me I might as well do it.

Out of curiousity before I do it why don't you give me a reason on why I am doing this exactly
 

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hes an inspiration to every one on the site. his posts should be on display for evey one to see!!! you must agree with me, more people look up to him then any 1 else on the site.
 

"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"

You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.

She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.

Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.

Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.

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*removes your head from pook's rectum*

He's still flesh and blood. He still eats, craps, and walks like you do. He still sleeps. I dont really think this is something for the entire board to be concerned about, why not just get all his posts yourself and chuck them into favourites?
 

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I think check is getting too AFC about Pook.
 

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*chh* *chh* *umm...chh... call in the ...chhh... body guards... thats a ...chhhh... positive...chhh..over*

*another code...chhh.... 57red?...chhh...over*

*yep...chhh...we...chh...have another possible Pook Rapist at...chhh....large...chh...over...chhhh..*
 

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post done

here is how you get to it

1.)pook post

2.)put Pook in right hand bar

3.)Press enter

4.) enjoy all of Pook's posts;) :p :D

Seriously I don't think that this is really that important anymore. The finer things in life like actually having a real life is more important
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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check_mate_kid_uk

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onitis over pook thats a good one:p i know i could oyu the search to find them, why do we have the bible? its to help people well pooks posts sure do help people so if we had a collection of them on the forum then it would be like another, even better bible!
 

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Oh ffs..........

Instead of whining about lack of pook posts in the bible. go out and use the ones that are, get some women!.
 

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You got a "pook" shrine in your closet,dont you?
 

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Originally posted by Levex
You got a "pook" shrine in your closet,dont you?
I named my wee-wee "Pook" in his honor. I only get into trouble if I ask his advice in public. :D
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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