"The Kiss of Death Mistake"

You replay the conversation at 2 a.m. She texted back fast yesterday. Today, nothing. Was that smile friendly or flirty? What did the shoulder touch mean?

Every hour you spend decoding her signals drains your confidence and hands her the controls. Women can sense that insecurity from across the room — and it repels them.

One of the "22 Rules" kills the obsession on the spot: assume she likes you, and act accordingly. Sounds too simple. Works anyway.

Her interest tends to rise to meet your expectations. Psychologists call it a self-fulfilling prophecy.

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pook is an inspiration to us all, sure we have the bible, its good and all and some of pooks posts are in it, but all his posts of which most are not there, are truely amazing, i think there should be another forum, which contains pooks posts in it basicly an archive of pooks posts (that is read only) as this in many ways would prove infinatly better then the bible!!!

pook is a legend around here, everywhere on the forum you see people talking about him and when he makes another posts there are posts made aobut how great he is for days on end, lets honour are greatest source of inspiration and motivation!
 

"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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Erm...I don't think a forum for JUST one person is gonna work.
 

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not really a forum, i meant more of an archive!
 

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I will make one post with everything that Pook has written

tomorrow morning will put one up. If it is that darn important:rolleyes: I did think of this before to BTW but I didn't really care as much but since the idea came back to me I might as well do it.

Out of curiousity before I do it why don't you give me a reason on why I am doing this exactly
 

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hes an inspiration to every one on the site. his posts should be on display for evey one to see!!! you must agree with me, more people look up to him then any 1 else on the site.
 

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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*removes your head from pook's rectum*

He's still flesh and blood. He still eats, craps, and walks like you do. He still sleeps. I dont really think this is something for the entire board to be concerned about, why not just get all his posts yourself and chuck them into favourites?
 

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I think check is getting too AFC about Pook.
 

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*chh* *chh* *umm...chh... call in the ...chhh... body guards... thats a ...chhhh... positive...chhh..over*

*another code...chhh.... 57red?...chhh...over*

*yep...chhh...we...chh...have another possible Pook Rapist at...chhh....large...chh...over...chhhh..*
 

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post done

here is how you get to it

1.)pook post

2.)put Pook in right hand bar

3.)Press enter

4.) enjoy all of Pook's posts;) :p :D

Seriously I don't think that this is really that important anymore. The finer things in life like actually having a real life is more important
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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onitis over pook thats a good one:p i know i could oyu the search to find them, why do we have the bible? its to help people well pooks posts sure do help people so if we had a collection of them on the forum then it would be like another, even better bible!
 

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Oh ffs..........

Instead of whining about lack of pook posts in the bible. go out and use the ones that are, get some women!.
 

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You got a "pook" shrine in your closet,dont you?
 

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Originally posted by Levex
You got a "pook" shrine in your closet,dont you?
I named my wee-wee "Pook" in his honor. I only get into trouble if I ask his advice in public. :D
 

"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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