"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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I was reading one of his posts recently and i happened to notice that he is only a Senior DJ yet hes one of the most respected people on this site. Why not go ahead and bump him up to master status?
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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why not bump him to GOD status? :rolleyes:

why not stop worrying about pook?
 
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Takes 500 posts, friends.

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My thoughts exactly. If Pook is the man his posts make him out to be, I highly doubt he's sitting around at home waiting to be bumped up to master status, so he can have a celebratory tea party with his lifesize Princess Leah cardboard cutout. Even if he's a raging AFC chump, let Pook worry about Pook.
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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What would he say to this thread? First he'd roll his eyes; perhaps wonder why guys would be in such a poor mindset to care, though perhaps not because he'd face that wonder only for the nth million time; and if he were to reply, he'd probably say "Who gives a damn about Pook? Better question is who gives a damn about you? Focus on improving your own status, strengthen yourself, rather than some guy you only know through hyper reality."
 
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because how much you know doesnt have that much correlation with post count. i think its demon who has like 2500 posts or something but nobodys looking at him for answers neccecarily.

if your status was measured by words youve posted pook would probably be a master. his things are mo long
 
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BUMP
 
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"Why Women Dump the Guys Who Try the Hardest"

You paid for dinner. You drove. You said "whatever you want is fine" every single time. All the effort, no expectations.

And she left anyway — probably for a guy who makes her pick up the pizza.

Painful. Also predictable. Her mind quietly concludes that anything requiring zero effort from her is worth exactly zero. You became a free sample, and free samples get taken for granted.

The 22 Rules flip the dynamic. Small shifts that get her investing effort, money, and time in you — until SHE'S the one afraid of losing YOU.

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Some of the guys here take "Master DJ Status" and wear it on their sleeve - like a badge that shows the world that they are the greatest thing to women since Summer's Eve Douch Bags.

Half of the fellas on this site with over a billion posts reply with things like:
"Great post"
"I agree totally"
"You the man"
"Blah Blah Blah"
"My P*ssy Hurts"
"Bump"

Or some other 2 or 3 word reply and after one month hit 500 posts. Wow..what a great accomplishment. A Master DJ? - I really doubt it.

Pook on the other hand, we've all read the stuff he posts here. Post counts or not, I don't think he really gives a rip if he has status. He's been on here, what, 3 years now. I'm sure he's read every senerio every guy on here has posted over and over again. He's earned his stripes.
 
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the fact that a thread like this exists concerning some guy NONE OF US HAS MET OR EVEN KNOW, and concerning something as retarded as "the status under his name on the DJ board" is beyond pathetic.

Here's a tip Kalen: GET A FUKKIN' LIFE
 
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-HPNOTIQ-, sometimes one sentence is all a person needs to explain something other's would express in a novel.
 
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Originally posted by -HPNOTIQ-
Some of the guys here take "Master DJ Status" and wear it on their sleeve - like a badge that shows the world that they are the greatest thing to women since Summer's Eve Douch Bags.

Half of the fellas on this site with over a billion posts reply with things like:
"Great post"
"I agree totally"
"You the man"
"Blah Blah Blah"
"My P*ssy Hurts"
"Bump"

Or some other 2 or 3 word reply and after one month hit 500 posts. Wow..what a great accomplishment. A Master DJ? - I really doubt it.
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Awesome.
 

"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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Originally posted by -HPNOTIQ-
Some of the guys here take "Master DJ Status" and wear it on their sleeve - like a badge that shows the world that they are the greatest thing to women since Summer's Eve Douch Bags.

Half of the fellas on this site with over a billion posts reply with things like:
"Great post"
"I agree totally"
"You the man"
"Blah Blah Blah"
"My P*ssy Hurts"
"Bump"

Or some other 2 or 3 word reply and after one month hit 500 posts. Wow..what a great accomplishment. A Master DJ? - I really doubt it.

Pook on the other hand, we've all read the stuff he posts here. Post counts or not, I don't think he really gives a rip if he has status. He's been on here, what, 3 years now. I'm sure he's read every senerio every guy on here has posted over and over again. He's earned his stripes.
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blah blah blah...the one after that had me in tears of laughter
 
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