"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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I was reading one of his posts recently and i happened to notice that he is only a Senior DJ yet hes one of the most respected people on this site. Why not go ahead and bump him up to master status?
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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why not bump him to GOD status? :rolleyes:

why not stop worrying about pook?
 
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Takes 500 posts, friends.

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My thoughts exactly. If Pook is the man his posts make him out to be, I highly doubt he's sitting around at home waiting to be bumped up to master status, so he can have a celebratory tea party with his lifesize Princess Leah cardboard cutout. Even if he's a raging AFC chump, let Pook worry about Pook.
 

"Nervous Around Beautiful Women? There's a Rule for That"

I could talk to any woman I wasn't attracted to. Charming, funny, relaxed. Then a gorgeous woman looked my way and I'd become a sweating, babbling mess.

The fix took me years to find and ten minutes to learn. Nervousness and excitement are the same physical state — pounding heart, adrenaline, flushed face. Your brain just picks the label. And you can pick a better one.

Rule 16 shows you how. You feel the nerves, relabel them as excitement, and let that energy pour out as enthusiasm. Women notice the guy radiating it. They always do.

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What would he say to this thread? First he'd roll his eyes; perhaps wonder why guys would be in such a poor mindset to care, though perhaps not because he'd face that wonder only for the nth million time; and if he were to reply, he'd probably say "Who gives a damn about Pook? Better question is who gives a damn about you? Focus on improving your own status, strengthen yourself, rather than some guy you only know through hyper reality."
 
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because how much you know doesnt have that much correlation with post count. i think its demon who has like 2500 posts or something but nobodys looking at him for answers neccecarily.

if your status was measured by words youve posted pook would probably be a master. his things are mo long
 
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“The 22 Psychological Triggers That Make Women Chase You… Starting Tonight”

Forget the cash, the cars, and the chiseled jawlines. Female desire operates on a completely different frequency. Primal. Subconscious. Triggers that bypass her logic and hit her on a gut level. Most guys are totally blind to them.

I know because I was one of them. The overthinking. The paralysis. The silent drive home kicking yourself for freezing up. Watching average guys walk away with the girl while you stood there stuck in your own head.

Then I decoded the psychology behind what actually makes women tick. 22 hard rules.  Subtle behavioral shifts that rewired my entire reality. The anxiety evaporated. Women started leaning in. Investing. Chasing.

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Some of the guys here take "Master DJ Status" and wear it on their sleeve - like a badge that shows the world that they are the greatest thing to women since Summer's Eve Douch Bags.

Half of the fellas on this site with over a billion posts reply with things like:
"Great post"
"I agree totally"
"You the man"
"Blah Blah Blah"
"My P*ssy Hurts"
"Bump"

Or some other 2 or 3 word reply and after one month hit 500 posts. Wow..what a great accomplishment. A Master DJ? - I really doubt it.

Pook on the other hand, we've all read the stuff he posts here. Post counts or not, I don't think he really gives a rip if he has status. He's been on here, what, 3 years now. I'm sure he's read every senerio every guy on here has posted over and over again. He's earned his stripes.
 
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the fact that a thread like this exists concerning some guy NONE OF US HAS MET OR EVEN KNOW, and concerning something as retarded as "the status under his name on the DJ board" is beyond pathetic.

Here's a tip Kalen: GET A FUKKIN' LIFE
 
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-HPNOTIQ-, sometimes one sentence is all a person needs to explain something other's would express in a novel.
 
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Originally posted by -HPNOTIQ-
Some of the guys here take "Master DJ Status" and wear it on their sleeve - like a badge that shows the world that they are the greatest thing to women since Summer's Eve Douch Bags.

Half of the fellas on this site with over a billion posts reply with things like:
"Great post"
"I agree totally"
"You the man"
"Blah Blah Blah"
"My P*ssy Hurts"
"Bump"

Or some other 2 or 3 word reply and after one month hit 500 posts. Wow..what a great accomplishment. A Master DJ? - I really doubt it.
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Awesome.
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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Originally posted by -HPNOTIQ-
Some of the guys here take "Master DJ Status" and wear it on their sleeve - like a badge that shows the world that they are the greatest thing to women since Summer's Eve Douch Bags.

Half of the fellas on this site with over a billion posts reply with things like:
"Great post"
"I agree totally"
"You the man"
"Blah Blah Blah"
"My P*ssy Hurts"
"Bump"

Or some other 2 or 3 word reply and after one month hit 500 posts. Wow..what a great accomplishment. A Master DJ? - I really doubt it.

Pook on the other hand, we've all read the stuff he posts here. Post counts or not, I don't think he really gives a rip if he has status. He's been on here, what, 3 years now. I'm sure he's read every senerio every guy on here has posted over and over again. He's earned his stripes.
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blah blah blah...the one after that had me in tears of laughter
 
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