"The Kiss of Death Mistake"

You replay the conversation at 2 a.m. She texted back fast yesterday. Today, nothing. Was that smile friendly or flirty? What did the shoulder touch mean?

Every hour you spend decoding her signals drains your confidence and hands her the controls. Women can sense that insecurity from across the room — and it repels them.

One of the "22 Rules" kills the obsession on the spot: assume she likes you, and act accordingly. Sounds too simple. Works anyway.

Her interest tends to rise to meet your expectations. Psychologists call it a self-fulfilling prophecy.

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I was reading one of his posts recently and i happened to notice that he is only a Senior DJ yet hes one of the most respected people on this site. Why not go ahead and bump him up to master status?
 

“The 22 Psychological Triggers That Make Women Chase You… Starting Tonight”

Forget the cash, the cars, and the chiseled jawlines. Female desire operates on a completely different frequency. Primal. Subconscious. Triggers that bypass her logic and hit her on a gut level. Most guys are totally blind to them.

I know because I was one of them. The overthinking. The paralysis. The silent drive home kicking yourself for freezing up. Watching average guys walk away with the girl while you stood there stuck in your own head.

Then I decoded the psychology behind what actually makes women tick. 22 hard rules.  Subtle behavioral shifts that rewired my entire reality. The anxiety evaporated. Women started leaning in. Investing. Chasing.

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Oxide

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why not bump him to GOD status? :rolleyes:

why not stop worrying about pook?
 

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Takes 500 posts, friends.

Nick
 

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My thoughts exactly. If Pook is the man his posts make him out to be, I highly doubt he's sitting around at home waiting to be bumped up to master status, so he can have a celebratory tea party with his lifesize Princess Leah cardboard cutout. Even if he's a raging AFC chump, let Pook worry about Pook.
 

“The 22 Psychological Triggers That Make Women Chase You… Starting Tonight”

Forget the cash, the cars, and the chiseled jawlines. Female desire operates on a completely different frequency. Primal. Subconscious. Triggers that bypass her logic and hit her on a gut level. Most guys are totally blind to them.

I know because I was one of them. The overthinking. The paralysis. The silent drive home kicking yourself for freezing up. Watching average guys walk away with the girl while you stood there stuck in your own head.

Then I decoded the psychology behind what actually makes women tick. 22 hard rules.  Subtle behavioral shifts that rewired my entire reality. The anxiety evaporated. Women started leaning in. Investing. Chasing.

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What would he say to this thread? First he'd roll his eyes; perhaps wonder why guys would be in such a poor mindset to care, though perhaps not because he'd face that wonder only for the nth million time; and if he were to reply, he'd probably say "Who gives a damn about Pook? Better question is who gives a damn about you? Focus on improving your own status, strengthen yourself, rather than some guy you only know through hyper reality."
 

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because how much you know doesnt have that much correlation with post count. i think its demon who has like 2500 posts or something but nobodys looking at him for answers neccecarily.

if your status was measured by words youve posted pook would probably be a master. his things are mo long
 

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BUMP
 

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bump
 

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only 438 to go
 

"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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Some of the guys here take "Master DJ Status" and wear it on their sleeve - like a badge that shows the world that they are the greatest thing to women since Summer's Eve Douch Bags.

Half of the fellas on this site with over a billion posts reply with things like:
"Great post"
"I agree totally"
"You the man"
"Blah Blah Blah"
"My P*ssy Hurts"
"Bump"

Or some other 2 or 3 word reply and after one month hit 500 posts. Wow..what a great accomplishment. A Master DJ? - I really doubt it.

Pook on the other hand, we've all read the stuff he posts here. Post counts or not, I don't think he really gives a rip if he has status. He's been on here, what, 3 years now. I'm sure he's read every senerio every guy on here has posted over and over again. He's earned his stripes.
 

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the fact that a thread like this exists concerning some guy NONE OF US HAS MET OR EVEN KNOW, and concerning something as retarded as "the status under his name on the DJ board" is beyond pathetic.

Here's a tip Kalen: GET A FUKKIN' LIFE
 

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-HPNOTIQ-, sometimes one sentence is all a person needs to explain something other's would express in a novel.
 

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Originally posted by -HPNOTIQ-
Some of the guys here take "Master DJ Status" and wear it on their sleeve - like a badge that shows the world that they are the greatest thing to women since Summer's Eve Douch Bags.

Half of the fellas on this site with over a billion posts reply with things like:
"Great post"
"I agree totally"
"You the man"
"Blah Blah Blah"
"My P*ssy Hurts"
"Bump"

Or some other 2 or 3 word reply and after one month hit 500 posts. Wow..what a great accomplishment. A Master DJ? - I really doubt it.


Awesome.
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Originally posted by -HPNOTIQ-
Some of the guys here take "Master DJ Status" and wear it on their sleeve - like a badge that shows the world that they are the greatest thing to women since Summer's Eve Douch Bags.

Half of the fellas on this site with over a billion posts reply with things like:
"Great post"
"I agree totally"
"You the man"
"Blah Blah Blah"
"My P*ssy Hurts"
"Bump"

Or some other 2 or 3 word reply and after one month hit 500 posts. Wow..what a great accomplishment. A Master DJ? - I really doubt it.

Pook on the other hand, we've all read the stuff he posts here. Post counts or not, I don't think he really gives a rip if he has status. He's been on here, what, 3 years now. I'm sure he's read every senerio every guy on here has posted over and over again. He's earned his stripes.
blah blah blah...the one after that had me in tears of laughter
 
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