"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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Pontification of the week

IsiMan84

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Okay what are the chances the same guy I brought up would post while I was typing this? Oh the irony...
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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IsiMan84 said:
I only say this because there are some people treating Dr. Beard like the messiah.
Thats cos I tell it like it is an I have balls to get the women. My advice is contraversial and ppl try to censor me but it is cos they are scared to break the AFC chains!

If u wanna be the alpha male u hav to stop givin a shiat about ANYTHING like me and do what you want any time, any place, anywhere!
 

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DrBeard said:
I am too focked on drugs to kno what I am doin!
Has that been it all this time? Well that explains a lot. I'll gladly second that.
 

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IsiMan84 said:
Has that been it all this time? Well that explains a lot. I'll gladly second that.
Hahahaha that does explain alot....don't go beating the sh1t out of any cops today Beard while you're so messed up.....
 

"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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( . )( . ) said:
Oh yeah and hows that real opinion going?
My real opinion is, you should stop complaining, behave like a man, and if you don't like your workplace, then quit.
 

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diplomatic_lies said:
My real opinion is, you should stop complaining, behave like a man, and if you don't like your workplace, then quit.
Good advice!

A few weeks ago my girlfriend was whining because she'd been told that her favourite glittery shoes were inappropriate for work and she must wear plain black shoes.

Same argument, same girly whining.
 

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diplomatic_lies said:
My real opinion is, you should stop complaining, behave like a man
Jariel said:
Good advice!

A few weeks ago my girlfriend was whining because she'd been told that her favourite glittery shoes were inappropriate for work and she must wear plain black shoes.

Same argument, same girly whining.

Agreed, like I said It was a stupid question, must have gone bananas temporarily.

Relax I'm e-cool like yous 2 again. No more "whiney" questions either, I want to behave like a man.
 

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Agreed, like I said It was a stupid question, must have gone bananas temporarily.

Relax I'm e-cool like yous 2 again. No more "whiney" questions either, I want to behave like a man.

Ok, fair play to you! :up:
 

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I don't have any hair on the top of my dome (to fvck nature) and usually keep my facial stuff trimmed low. Not for societal obligation or fvcking approval but for the fact that I don't want pvssy juice slathered all over my beard looking like day old egg whites on my mush.

That is the ONLY reason I don't have a Grizzly Adams style beard.
 

"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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KarmaSutra said:
I don't have any hair on the top of my dome (to fvck nature) and usually keep my facial stuff trimmed low. Not for societal obligation or fvcking approval but for the fact that I don't want pvssy juice slathered all over my beard looking like day old egg whites on my mush.

That is the ONLY reason I don't have a Grizzly Adams style beard.
While blatantly honest, still pretty gross.
 
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