"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Pontification of the week

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Okay what are the chances the same guy I brought up would post while I was typing this? Oh the irony...
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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IsiMan84 said:
I only say this because there are some people treating Dr. Beard like the messiah.
Thats cos I tell it like it is an I have balls to get the women. My advice is contraversial and ppl try to censor me but it is cos they are scared to break the AFC chains!

If u wanna be the alpha male u hav to stop givin a shiat about ANYTHING like me and do what you want any time, any place, anywhere!
 

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DrBeard said:
I am too focked on drugs to kno what I am doin!
Has that been it all this time? Well that explains a lot. I'll gladly second that.
 

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IsiMan84 said:
Has that been it all this time? Well that explains a lot. I'll gladly second that.
Hahahaha that does explain alot....don't go beating the sh1t out of any cops today Beard while you're so messed up.....
 

"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."

Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.

Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?

You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.

Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.

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( . )( . ) said:
Oh yeah and hows that real opinion going?
My real opinion is, you should stop complaining, behave like a man, and if you don't like your workplace, then quit.
 

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diplomatic_lies said:
My real opinion is, you should stop complaining, behave like a man, and if you don't like your workplace, then quit.
Good advice!

A few weeks ago my girlfriend was whining because she'd been told that her favourite glittery shoes were inappropriate for work and she must wear plain black shoes.

Same argument, same girly whining.
 

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diplomatic_lies said:
My real opinion is, you should stop complaining, behave like a man
Jariel said:
Good advice!

A few weeks ago my girlfriend was whining because she'd been told that her favourite glittery shoes were inappropriate for work and she must wear plain black shoes.

Same argument, same girly whining.

Agreed, like I said It was a stupid question, must have gone bananas temporarily.

Relax I'm e-cool like yous 2 again. No more "whiney" questions either, I want to behave like a man.
 

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Agreed, like I said It was a stupid question, must have gone bananas temporarily.

Relax I'm e-cool like yous 2 again. No more "whiney" questions either, I want to behave like a man.

Ok, fair play to you! :up:
 

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I don't have any hair on the top of my dome (to fvck nature) and usually keep my facial stuff trimmed low. Not for societal obligation or fvcking approval but for the fact that I don't want pvssy juice slathered all over my beard looking like day old egg whites on my mush.

That is the ONLY reason I don't have a Grizzly Adams style beard.
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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KarmaSutra said:
I don't have any hair on the top of my dome (to fvck nature) and usually keep my facial stuff trimmed low. Not for societal obligation or fvcking approval but for the fact that I don't want pvssy juice slathered all over my beard looking like day old egg whites on my mush.

That is the ONLY reason I don't have a Grizzly Adams style beard.
While blatantly honest, still pretty gross.
 
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