"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
Plz HB rate this chick
- Thread starter backseatjuan
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"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
ChillDude6767
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She looks like she's between 12-15 years old.
backseatjuan
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She's 21, and whoever said she is between 5 and 6 can not be serious.
Let's try this again. Photos are clickable.
Let's try this again. Photos are clickable.
"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"
Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.
She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.
Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.
So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.
The words come later. The impression comes first.
GrowingPains
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I'm gonna say between 5 and 6.
But I'm more curious as to why you posted it? Like why do you want our rating?
Rating a girl is so subjective. It's clear that we think something lower (?) than you do. You might think she's an 8. That's fine, everyone likes different things. Beauty is in the eye of the beholder, as they say.
You might find someone I think is attractive to be an hb4 where I think she's a 9. Subjective.
But I'm more curious as to why you posted it? Like why do you want our rating?
Rating a girl is so subjective. It's clear that we think something lower (?) than you do. You might think she's an 8. That's fine, everyone likes different things. Beauty is in the eye of the beholder, as they say.
You might find someone I think is attractive to be an hb4 where I think she's a 9. Subjective.
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SoSuave666
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Not my type at all. 5 - I wouldn't even think about her walking down the street as a prospect.
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
GrowingPains
Master Don Juan
- Joined
- Oct 1, 2018
- Messages
- 953
- Reaction score
- 690
- Age
- 30
GrowingPains
Master Don Juan
- Joined
- Oct 1, 2018
- Messages
- 953
- Reaction score
- 690
- Age
- 30
Lmao why you sound so salty about it.
In2theGame
Master Don Juan
I'd Bed that chick. However, She looks like the type that once you give it to her good, she's going to cling on to you like a Thanos Grip.
Just to add, What does the body look like?
Just to add, What does the body look like?
"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"
Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.
She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.
Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.
So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.
The words come later. The impression comes first.
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lamath
Master Don Juan
Ummm, bruh, my spidey senses tells me that's a tranny.....
backseatjuan
Banned
She's Armenian, a 7 tho. So long as she don't have bassy voice, which a lot of women from Caucasus do.
Agree the girl in my pics is 6.
Now let's HB rate this chick. You can click on images dudes to make them larger, lul, I can't believe I have to say that in 2019, unbelievable magical sht!
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