"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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Plight threads = considered for ban

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"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

Read more...

iqqi

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I thought they were funny. :D

You do realize it was a collected effort to bring attention to the fact that we are sick and tired of Wutang's countless "I am short and want to die" threads? That is the real issue that we are all COLLECTIVELY protesting here.

Admit it, you laughed. Then cussed. THEN deleted.
 

SinJester

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Thank you
 

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Naw, don't ban them. This site is full of dumb threads. Anyone who doesn't want to read trolls shouldn't feed 'em!
 
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