Quiksilver
Master Don Juan
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No more plight threads!!!
Why "Whatever You Want" Keeps You Single
She says the movie looks dumb; you suddenly agree. She tests you with a little attitude; you apologize for nothing.
You think you're being easy to get along with. She reads something else entirely: a man with no edges. Nothing to hold on to. No friction, no tension, no reason to wonder what he really thinks.
The "22 Rules" taught me to push back — playfully, calmly, without needing her approval. Strange things happened after that.
Plight threads = considered for ban
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"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
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Master Don Juan
I thought they were funny. 
You do realize it was a collected effort to bring attention to the fact that we are sick and tired of Wutang's countless "I am short and want to die" threads? That is the real issue that we are all COLLECTIVELY protesting here.
Admit it, you laughed. Then cussed. THEN deleted.
You do realize it was a collected effort to bring attention to the fact that we are sick and tired of Wutang's countless "I am short and want to die" threads? That is the real issue that we are all COLLECTIVELY protesting here.
Admit it, you laughed. Then cussed. THEN deleted.
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