"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Plenty od Fish "Congratulations" opener email explained

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So far a few posters seem to be getting good responses back from the Plenty of Fish "Congratulations" email opener I created.

Why do I feel it works?

First:

The title itself is different from the normal email headlines chicks get and the "Congratulations" title makes them feel they've "won" something.

Second: The email body in a semi-funny or could be serious way boosts their ego not on looks but on what they wrote..or didn't write..It makes them feel you are into them for what they wrote more than just their looks which is obvious why you wrote them in the beginning.

Third: The "adorable lil nerd" line is a compliment and a semi knock at the same time confusing them a bit.

Fourth: The banana that dances is eye catching.

The Fifth last part: "Ciao Bella" sends a possible exotic mystique from you the sender rather than a normal "write me back" or you are hot, gorgeous etc..

Title: Congratulations!

Body:

Congratulations. If I ever meet the owner of Plenty of Fish I’m going to demand to him that you be paid for your profile. For a free dating site, yours is THE greatest profile ever written in the history of online dating!

I swear I’m going to print it out and post it on my fridge to admire…FOREVER..Keep up the good work you adorable lil nerd! :banana:

Ciao bella. =)



I need to figure out a new intro email along the same lines that can be a general compliment to them rather than just looks and an eye catching headline..Any ideas?

I'm sure based of why I think the email works posters can come up with something along the same lines that we could use to not burn out the original one..
 

"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"

You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.

She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.

Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.

Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.

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dudes are gunna find this from google searchs and they'll flood POF with these types of emails.
let me be the 1st to say hello to you internet google nerds. =)
 

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trrush said:
dudes are gunna find this from google searchs and they'll flood POF with these types of emails.
let me be the 1st to say hello to you internet google nerds. =)

Good for them. Let them Google themselves silly. I get a kick out of that wacky site. If it gets them responses the more the merrier. I can make up tons of different emails that get good responses. I just have to be in the mood.

Who has time to read, craft and create different original emails to each chick they find attractive and hope or PAY to see if she's even READ the friggin email let alone hope for a reply? What are these chicks going to do? "Complain" that it's a "Copy and paste" job?

First: They GIVE a response.

THEN: They GET their profile read.

They can like it or not.
 

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I've heard POF is cracking down on copypastes. Like shutting down people's pages who copy/paste messages, etc. I was going to make an account once I actually start getting paid again, and I've been trolling different sites for ideas about how to maximize philandering. This might severely crack down on productivity, no?
 

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WhitePimp said:
I've heard POF is cracking down on copypastes. Like shutting down people's pages who copy/paste messages, etc. I was going to make an account once I actually start getting paid again, and I've been trolling different sites for ideas about how to maximize philandering. This might severely crack down on productivity, no?

Just tweak the opener email by a word or two every 4 emails. And it won't catch it.
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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I just sent out the BodyBuilding "Welch's grape juice" opener that those guys use. I think it's a pretty funny opener to use, and I tweaked it a bit. I'll see what responses I get from that. If anything it's good for some lolz.
 

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TheManOfSteel said:
I just sent out the BodyBuilding "Welch's grape juice" opener that those guys use. I think it's a pretty funny opener to use, and I tweaked it a bit. I'll see what responses I get from that. If anything it's good for some lolz.
Post it in this or a new thread so people off here can test it too..
 
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