"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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Please post your first time stories

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dadmonson

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Yo, I'm a 15 year old virgin and I got a question, can yall tell me some stories about your first time. Please include how old u were, and who u did it with and how did u feel and where did it happen PLEASE, I'M CURIOUS TO KNOW WHAT IT WAS LIKE YOUR FIRST TIME!!!!!!
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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I was in Jail, and this 300 lb black dude and had his way with me. I 've been lovestruck ever since.
 

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I was in Jail, and this 300 lb black dude and had his way with me. I 've been lovestruck ever since.





That brings a tear to my eye! how wonderful





























ps. the tear is from laughter lol!@
 

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Originally posted by Wiesman44
I was in Jail, and this 300 lb black dude and had his way with me. I 've been lovestruck ever since.
HAHA thats funny, but umm can somebody really post what there first time was like please. I really want to know cause it makes me think on how my first time will be. PLEASE!!!!
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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Originally posted by freedom_fighter777
I think you'll be disapointed its all hype.
What do you mean it's hype?


O and 40 views and nobody sharing what there first time was like, wassup with that. I know some of you got some stories to tell.:)
 

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i think its cause most (like me) dont get any and thats why we are here on this site.
 

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"First time I had sex, I was scared, I was all alone in my closet"

Rodney Dangerfield
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Originally posted by dadmonson
Yo, I'm a 15 year old virgin and I got a question, can yall tell me some stories about your first time. Please include how old u were, and who u did it with and how did u feel and where did it happen PLEASE, I'M CURIOUS TO KNOW WHAT IT WAS LIKE YOUR FIRST TIME!!!!!!
15 year old = High School Forum.

However, this has been asked before. Please use that search button at the top right section of your screen.

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