"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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please help me fix this....

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Potbelly

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djs i'm coming to you in a time of desperation. my oneitis has come back...seemingly out of nowhere. it was ok when i didn't see her at school for periods of time, but now that we're separated at college, i haven't seen her for 6 months or so.

seems like nothing special, and i am fully aware of the saying "out of sight, out of mind." but it only seems like time has idealized this person in my mind for me.....

i know there is low or no interest on her part because i've done nothing different since we've met, but it seems like this transition has made her very distant. i've sent birthday/xmas/new years greetings to everyone and basically she never replies (goddamn, i sound like a stupid *****)

i konw i should just slap myself and move on, but sometimes you need a slap in the face from someone else...help me out DJs...kick my ass back into gearr

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"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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lol you sound so pathetic i just had to laugh! just fix your attitude man!! Don't put all your eggs in one basket man...look at all the coolest smoothest guys on the planet, myself included, they don't obsess over a girl ever!!! Yes they fall in love but it's always mutual because they are smooth, cool mofos!!

My advice, forget about her and become a smooth, cool mofo that the woman lust over! take things in your stride and go out into the field and see what other little fish there are to take advantage of!!!haha
 
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ahahha you're right man. i read my post again and it sounds like a fukkin ***** wrote it. i sound like a damn girl.

alright thanks for your help bro. i'm just gonna live my life, meet people a long the way and as you say it be a "cool ass mofo" haha :up:
 
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