Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
I've posted various pictures on here. You're a scam and a fraud. Also a troll. You've been banned from this website at least five fvcking times.
You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.
Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.
She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.
Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.
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WTF is this shyt from 2005 and 2006 (11 - 12 years ago)?Our emails in my folder:
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Oh by the way I am not trying to prove a dam thing to YOU. Your a rat. A fink. My proof is for the 1% dudes who have a chance to become great in their game. YOU uh no. You will only find another excuse to call me a fake but let me finish this for THOSE FEW:
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OUR IM CONVO notice me talking about her huge tits and tiny body:
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Also one of those photos holding a sign is my current girlfriend who was born on the island of Pico. LOOK IT UP! Acores Portugal. Sucana ...uh it means dumbass in Portuguese. So again you look like a dam fool!
Now that hooker thing you tried on me is interesting. Now that I debunked that we need to LOOK AT YOU. I had never thought of that but obviously YOU HAVE!
YOU just gave yourself away fella.
Your a hyena. You and your boyfriend a pack of hyena's
Sorry I'm done with my PM's so I won't be able to answer this next round of bullsheeyat that you're gonna throw my way. Better than you have tried to debunk me and I put em all down just as I did with you.
Hmmm hookers...dam...I must be getting old. Never thought you guys would pay a hooker to take a dang photo to get some fake internet CRED.
Hyena's!
Yep and they look like word documents, not emails.
Finally admission of being a leech. By the way, I think this dj Dan was 22 and he managed to pull an older woman AND DATE HER for more than a year AND LEECH of her.
You paid for dinner. You drove. You said "whatever you want is fine" every single time. All the effort, no expectations.
And she left anyway — probably for a guy who makes her pick up the pizza.
Painful. Also predictable. Her mind quietly concludes that anything requiring zero effort from her is worth exactly zero. You became a free sample, and free samples get taken for granted.
The 22 Rules flip the dynamic. Small shifts that get her investing effort, money, and time in you — until SHE'S the one afraid of losing YOU.