lil hooligan
Don Juan
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- Jul 15, 2008
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Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
You can skip the expensive cars, the fancy clothes, and the endless gym selfies. Completely unnecessary.
I used to freeze the second a beautiful woman looked my way. Frustrated. Awkward. Watching other guys walk away with the girl while I stood there tongue-tied.
Then I discovered 22 simple rules that rewired my entire dating life. The anxiety vanished. Conversations flowed effortlessly. Women started chasing me for a change.
These rules trigger a woman's subconscious attraction switches. And you can start using them tonight.
Mate that's just fvcking grimm...My freakin finger stunk the entire day even after wasking it......made me smell too.
That's my theory too. There are certain scents that I'm attracted to and others are a turn off.I had an OCD chick who smelled that way...clean as can be in everyway way except for, apparently, down there. Saw her for over a year and the smell was the exact same way EVERY TIME. A buddy of mine has a theory that girls will smell good to guys who they are compatible with, and will smell fishy to guys who they are not. Not sure if my buddy's theory helps explain anything, but figured he could be on to something, and maybe someone else could prove/dis-prove this interesting hypothesis.
How was the puzzy? Perhaps this "stink bait" might be good puzzy and it penetrates thru your pores and make you stink too but might feel better than heroin.Just dealt with this....I told her she must be infected. She wasn't too happy, but she smelled much better this morning coincidentally.
It's a deal breaker from me seeing her again, though.
That smell....holy crap...can make even the hottest girl disgusting, much less a hb7.
My freakin finger stunk the entire day even after wasking it......made me smell too.
You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.
She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.
Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.
Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.