lil hooligan
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All i'm saying bro
"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."
Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.
Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?
You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.
Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.
Plate smells "unpleasant" downstairs.....
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All i'm saying bro
"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"
Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.
She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.
Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.
So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.
The words come later. The impression comes first.
Just dealt with this....I told her she must be infected. She wasn't too happy, but she smelled much better this morning coincidentally.
It's a deal breaker from me seeing her again, though.
That smell....holy crap...can make even the hottest girl disgusting, much less a hb7.
My freakin finger stunk the entire day even after wasking it......made me smell too.
It's a deal breaker from me seeing her again, though.
That smell....holy crap...can make even the hottest girl disgusting, much less a hb7.
My freakin finger stunk the entire day even after wasking it......made me smell too.
lil hooligan
Don Juan
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Mate that's just fvcking grimm...
mrgoodstuff
Master Don Juan
That's my theory too. There are certain scents that I'm attracted to and others are a turn off.
mrgoodstuff
Master Don Juan
How was the puzzy? Perhaps this "stink bait" might be good puzzy and it penetrates thru your pores and make you stink too but might feel better than heroin.
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
Man....it felt good...but the smell..holy crap...not worth it. I even called her a stinky little ***** while I was banging her....said shut up and get ****ed you stinky little *****. Because she kept trying to say she wanted to be on top. Want about to let that stink juice all on top of me.