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I swear I am just going to have to go invisible for awhile.
I swear I am just going to have to go invisible for awhile.
"She's Out of Your League"
You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.
Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.
She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.
Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.
Plate of pork messages me on POF (profile inc)
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"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"
Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.
You've been "getting ready" for two years.
She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.
Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.
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LMAO.
Holy ****.....
ahaha.
Holy ****.....
ahaha.
"I am not attracted to white guys, therefore I do not date white guys"
And we aren't attracted to whales.
EDIT: I don't use an online dating site, but if she can put something on her profile concerning her not wanting to date certain races, surely you can put something along the lines of "If you weigh more than I do, don't message me"
And we aren't attracted to whales.
EDIT: I don't use an online dating site, but if she can put something on her profile concerning her not wanting to date certain races, surely you can put something along the lines of "If you weigh more than I do, don't message me"
Solomon
Master Don Juan
If it wasn't for her face I probably could smash after a couple rounds, but ugh alas Ive been mailed by worse
"She's Out of Your League"
You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.
Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.
She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.
Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.
powpow
Senior Don Juan
I cant stop laughing. Because you called her a plate of pork. My imagination was associating whatever picture popped up as plate of pork. THEN BAM!!!! perfect description. Now I cant stop laughing. You mother ****er.