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I swear I am just going to have to go invisible for awhile.
I swear I am just going to have to go invisible for awhile.
"I just moved here from Florida."
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
Plate of pork messages me on POF (profile inc)
- Thread starter Blackmm
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"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"
When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.
Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.
Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.
The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.
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LMAO.
Holy ****.....
ahaha.
Holy ****.....
ahaha.
"I am not attracted to white guys, therefore I do not date white guys"
And we aren't attracted to whales.
EDIT: I don't use an online dating site, but if she can put something on her profile concerning her not wanting to date certain races, surely you can put something along the lines of "If you weigh more than I do, don't message me"
And we aren't attracted to whales.
EDIT: I don't use an online dating site, but if she can put something on her profile concerning her not wanting to date certain races, surely you can put something along the lines of "If you weigh more than I do, don't message me"
Solomon
Master Don Juan
If it wasn't for her face I probably could smash after a couple rounds, but ugh alas Ive been mailed by worse
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
powpow
Senior Don Juan
I cant stop laughing. Because you called her a plate of pork. My imagination was associating whatever picture popped up as plate of pork. THEN BAM!!!! perfect description. Now I cant stop laughing. You mother ****er.