"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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Plate friends with ex-plate

TheMonkeyKing

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So plate 1 is friends with plate 2 (nothing ever really happened with plate 2, other than a drunken fumble).

Plate 1 stays in my bed after a night out and claims my previous with plate 2 prevents her from doing anything. Nothing happens. She tells me 'this never happened (her staying), right'.

Then plate 1 and 2 go on holiday to Mexico.

I go round to plate 1's flat last Friday with beers, we stay up till like two, really flirty, real tipsy, I stay in her bed, I make the move, but again nothing happens, though no mention of plate 2.

More flirting in the morning and again the next time I see her. Plate 1 is getting warmer.

Lack of femme loyalty aside, what would the SS audience do??
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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Willard

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Keep working on plate 1, nothing really happened with plate 2. I had the same thing happen, except for me plate 1 didn't care about plate 2's feeling's. plate 1 ended up being my gf and plate 2 learned to deal with it, I worked with plate 2 and it was ackward for a little while.
 

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Espi said:
I have no loyalty amidst my plates. ZERO.

And, chances are, the females also have ZERO loyalty amongst themselves.

The few times I've fvucked the friend of a plate, both women never knew. One of them said, "Don't say anything to _____ about this OK?"

Fine with me. Whatever.

Let THEM figure it out.
^Great advice. You stay above the petty drama squabbling, let the women do that.
 

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Yeah nice one lads. Not bothered about the loyalty thing. Only mentioned it as a demo of woman think.

Will carry on with plate 1. But seems like a slow burner. She's in love with a 50yr old married man with a kid.... hashtag-hypergamy-doesn't-mind!
 

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Bro, if you have slept in the same bed with her twice without getting your d!ck wet than I think you need to move on.
 

"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

Read more...

TheMonkeyKing

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MOTU said:
Bro, if you have slept in the same bed with her twice without getting your d!ck wet than I think you need to move on.
Another good point well made. Not overly attracted to this one anyway. She's just quite a laugh and has an amazing face and ass, plus reckon she's quite dirty.

Anyway, onward and upward.
 
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