"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Planning a summer full of sex before I get to college...tips please

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Here's a first post from you guys...been lurking a while, and the tips from here and the main site helped get me laid late junior year.

Anyway, I'm going to college in a month and a half and am planning on having some hardcore sexual experience before moving a state over. I'm accomplishing this by spinning as many plates as I can...about a quarter from online dating, the other three quarters a mixture from school and numbers gotten from elsewhere.

I took some early college classes in the city, so I'm familiar enough with the area to successfully game. At the moment I'm living and working in an isolated suburb with the parental units, so I've got a long-ass commute (it's between 10 and 20 miles from the city). Never got around to getting my license (not explaining this one) and I should have one in my hand within about a month.

So, my question to you...what should I do this month until I can drive? I have friends right here where I am, but most of the plates I'm spinning are in the city. I have enough right now to have at least one hangout every weekend aside from regular number closing, but as my connections directly there are limited I don't have really have a regular place to crash while I'm over there (cabs cost a FORTUNE, so that's out).

It'd just be damn near impossible to get a sibling to pick me up 20 miles away at 1 AM once or twice a week.
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

Read more...

bbradisrad

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Those are some rough logistics man... unless you're going to go to the girl's place to sleep with her... I don't know. Tough.
 
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