"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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Pistons vs. Spurs

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yeah, at this rate, i'm predicting spurs to sweep.
 

"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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nah it wont be a sweep, pistons came close in 4th period, they know they can win if they hustle. so far on the road they havent done that, but they'll have better luck at home.
 

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Detroit is playing like a high school ball team, or maybe even a streetball team. Only difference is HIGH SCHOOLERS CAN SCORE!
 

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Hat's off to the Spurs

They are one hell of a team. Probably the best in recent history. They play the right way even more so than the Pistons, and have an answer for every style of play that gets thrown at them.

They might drop one here if the Pistons' shooters get hot, but I don't see this one going beyond 5.

I cannot properly appreciate this series from the perspective of a Pistons fan. Better to just appreciate the kind of show the Spurs are putting on. :rockon:
 

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I turned my TV off after first quarter. Refs were calling rediculous fouls on every damn possesion. sh1t, if Hamilton farted on Bowen , they'd call it.

ffs its the finals, let them actually play and rest of us enjoy the game.
 

"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."

Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.

Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?

You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.

Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.

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Originally posted by Levex
I turned my TV off after first quarter. Refs were calling rediculous fouls on every damn possesion. sh1t, if Hamilton farted on Bowen , they'd call it.

ffs its the finals, let them actually play and rest of us enjoy the game.
What free throws dont excite you:confused:
 

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Originally posted by The Bartender
What free throws dont excite you:confused:
It's exciting when Shaq shoots free throws. You always wonder in which way he will miss the FT. Will it hit the front of the rim? Will it hit the glass too hard? Will it partially go into the rim and then swirl out? You never know.

But seriously, wtf is the Detroit obsession with officiating. Some Spur players have a talent for making the people who cover them draw a foul. They'll drive in and then back up in a split second before they get an offensive, and score while drawing a foul on their opponent. Parker and Manu are masters at this.

Yes Pistons get called out more, but Bruce Bowen aside, Pistons play dirtier defense in my opinion. Like Hamilton hugging Ginobili from behind, or Hamilton and Rasheed period (http://us.news2.yimg.com/us.yimg.co...30605082535.photo00.photo.default-255x384.jpg) LOL at that pic)

Larry needs to stop complaining about refs, and teach his team to play cleaner bball next 3 games. He also needs to teach Rasheed not to get a temper tantrum everytime sh!t doesn't go his way and grab technicals. They need this guy to score, and not be a child.
 

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Some Spur players have a talent for making the people who cover them draw a foul. They'll drive in and then back up in a split second before they get an offensive, and score while drawing a foul on their opponent. Parker and Manu are masters at this.
If they make contact doing this while the other player is plaing normal defense, that's an offensive foul. Ginobili got away with a few of those at key points in game 1.

But the Pistons should expect some of that on the road, and deal with it. But I don't think this series is evenly-matched enough for it to make a difference.
 

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If you complain about the officiating this year, I could've said the same about last year's finals and how the Lakers got more fouls...
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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What a reversal

Maybe it is the officiating. :confused:

Both teams do play very aggressive ball. Pistons win the next one, and we have a series.

This is beginning to remind me of the Pistons/Nets series last year.
 

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Spurs fans...you've been quiet lately:crackup:

Oh and did you notice the 31 point victory by a "Defensive" team?
 

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This is really reminding me of the Pistons/Nets series last year. Will the real Pistons and Spurs please stand up?!?!?
 

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Originally posted by The Bartender
Spurs fans...you've been quiet lately:crackup:

Oh and did you notice the 31 point victory by a "Defensive" team?
I haven't been reading the thread, and besides, what am I gonna do? Post and talk sh!t about my team saying they play like high schoolers? I'm not that type of fan. I have full confidence in Popovich and the Spurs.

Like I said earlier:

I stand by my prediction. Detroit will win 2/3 games at home.
And I was right.

I also stand by my prediction that Spurs will win 1/3 games at detroit, and win game 6 in San Antonio.
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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it goes like this:

2 games played in SA
3 in detroit
2 in SA

4 games need to be won. next game is played in detroit, and then 2 in san antonio.
 

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The Spurs played disgracefully tonight from the start. 18 turnovers! Parker didn't score a field goal until the 2nd quarter was almost over. Where was Duncan! He knew he was playing miserably, but he couldn't get it together. No one expected him to have two bad games in a row. You know, they could have pulled off a Spurs comeback until about halfway through the third quarter... but the spark never came.

I hope they can turn it around... they have played their hearts out all year and their chance is slipping through their fingers. The good thing is, the Spurs are pretty consistent so 3 losses in a row probably won't happen... but we'll see. I don't think the Pistons really earned this game, they played well but the Spurs handed it to them.
 

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Strangest series I've ever seen

I don't think the Pistons really earned this game, they played well but the Spurs handed it to them.
And playing great defense doesn't count? The Pistons played amazing D. I'd rarely seen them attack like that. And took care of the ball. The Pistons had only 4 turnovers. Sure as hell they earned the game, that much must be credited to them.

Thus far, this is the strangest series I've ever seen. Spurs blowing out the Pistons twice in their building, then the Pistons blowing out the Spurs even worse in the Pistons' building.

Aside from the obvious huge home/away difference (which I still think may be largely due to the way the games are called, both teams being very aggressive), it could be possible that the Spurs are getting a bit worn down. The Pistons were worn down and burnt out after the Heat series, whereas the Spurs were fresh, had been home for a bit, and just had to shake off a bit of rust in game 1. After travelling and getting swarmed by all those Pistons' long arms, the Spurs may be finally feeling the burn.

It was good for the Pistons to have gotten so much productivity from the bench. These guys can't be going for long minutes and hold up. Everyone got some rest. That may be huge.

I don't expect the same Spurs in game 5 as game 4, that's for sure. 5 is another huge game, because -- as strong as the Pistons looked last night -- I still doubt they can overcome Ginobili and Parker being able to virtually charge at will while the Pistons get called for the fouls for 2 consecutive games, which is what is likely to happen in SA.

But, with a weird-ass series like this, who knows what can happen?
 

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I don't expect the same Spurs in game 5 as game 4, that's for sure. 5 is another huge game, because -- as strong as the Pistons looked last night -- I still doubt they can overcome Ginobili and Parker being able to virtually charge at will while the Pistons get called for the fouls for 2 consecutive games, which is what is likely to happen in SA.
Game 5 is still in detroit. And Spurs will win it.
 

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That's why I said game 5 is huge

... because I'd be most surprised if the Spurs win game 5 and the Pistons take 6 & 7. That's the least likely scenario of all. I'd give about 40-1 odds against that happening.
 

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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