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yeah, at this rate, i'm predicting spurs to sweep.
She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.
You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.
She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.
The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.
Attraction runs on a clock.
She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.
The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."
One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.
Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
What free throws dont excite youOriginally posted by Levex
I turned my TV off after first quarter. Refs were calling rediculous fouls on every damn possesion. sh1t, if Hamilton farted on Bowen , they'd call it.
ffs its the finals, let them actually play and rest of us enjoy the game.
It's exciting when Shaq shoots free throws. You always wonder in which way he will miss the FT. Will it hit the front of the rim? Will it hit the glass too hard? Will it partially go into the rim and then swirl out? You never know.Originally posted by The Bartender
What free throws dont excite you![]()
If they make contact doing this while the other player is plaing normal defense, that's an offensive foul. Ginobili got away with a few of those at key points in game 1.Some Spur players have a talent for making the people who cover them draw a foul. They'll drive in and then back up in a split second before they get an offensive, and score while drawing a foul on their opponent. Parker and Manu are masters at this.
Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.
She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.
Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.
So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.
The words come later. The impression comes first.
I haven't been reading the thread, and besides, what am I gonna do? Post and talk sh!t about my team saying they play like high schoolers? I'm not that type of fan. I have full confidence in Popovich and the Spurs.Originally posted by The Bartender
Spurs fans...you've been quiet lately:crackup:
Oh and did you notice the 31 point victory by a "Defensive" team?
And I was right.I stand by my prediction. Detroit will win 2/3 games at home.
You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.
Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.
She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.
Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.
And playing great defense doesn't count? The Pistons played amazing D. I'd rarely seen them attack like that. And took care of the ball. The Pistons had only 4 turnovers. Sure as hell they earned the game, that much must be credited to them.I don't think the Pistons really earned this game, they played well but the Spurs handed it to them.
Game 5 is still in detroit. And Spurs will win it.I don't expect the same Spurs in game 5 as game 4, that's for sure. 5 is another huge game, because -- as strong as the Pistons looked last night -- I still doubt they can overcome Ginobili and Parker being able to virtually charge at will while the Pistons get called for the fouls for 2 consecutive games, which is what is likely to happen in SA.
She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.
You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.
She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.
The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.