"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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pissed off gf, what to do?

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hey bros
yesterday so me and my gf of two months went grocery shopping, she was putting the cart back after i loaded stuff into the car.
i started the car and jokingly drove off, she waved then i turned around and drove off again when she was about to get to the car. i stopped but she just stood there for about 5 minutes and i was eating the beef jerky i got from the grocers.
after i finished eating, she was still standing there so i went out to get her, she was pretty stoic and said "why are you so childish"
we didnt say anything on the way back and i tried to kiss her and she wouldnt kiss back.

anyways should i call her back or have her call first? this relationship is pretty troublesome and im not sure how to break it off without being looked at as too much of a jerk
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Things like that CAN be funny, but if you did it at the entrance to a grocery store where there's lots of people, you probably humiliated and embarassed her.
 
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Like italostud mentioned, your gf probably felt humiliated and i think i shouldn't have made that kinda joke on her.

I suggest u call her and apologize.

I'd add that a good don juan would never put himself in a position where he'd have to apologize, ever!
 
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hey bros
thanks for the reply
she needed a ride to grocery store so i took her, it was at like 2 am so i doubt she was embarrased, just not a fan of practical joke
so should i call her and apologize or just call her and act like nothing happend(even though she left without saying bye just thanks for the ride)
 
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Originally posted by fanren

she needed a ride to grocery store so i took her, it was at like 2
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long story, it was after we went to watch Sin City, then a grocery store was along the way and she said "could we stop by the grocery store?"

but yeah i been too nice :(
what to do?
 
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