"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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Pimp vs Jackass.....

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so today this girl calls me up.....and im felling kinda tired, so im not in THE BEST OF MOODS....

recently i told here that i was going out of town, so she starts the convo up by saying....

HER:liar, i thought you were going to chicago......

ME:LIAR!, i did go to chicago, and now im back

HER: well you said you were leaving on monday...

ME: I said i was getting back on monday............do you have hearing problems or something................ooo i see thats your problem you have hearing problems...

HER: whatever!..........so i heard your brother is going to a public school next year...

ME: where do you here so much about my family?....you must stalk me or something...yea thats it you stalk me...i mean wow!...so how do you know so much about my family?

HER: dont worry about that.....

ME: Stalker!!!!

HER: ima let you go...........(trying to play me)......AFC:noo plz im sorry....i was jk........

ME: allow me..............click! (turns off phone)

i kinda felt like a jack ass (later on that day, thinking back on it, when i wasnt tired)...what do you guys think
 
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"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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Good job...until the part you hung up on her. I would;ve been like, "I don't need this right now I'll talk to you later and then hung up the phone. I thought over all it was pretty damn funny. :up: Oh...and it's liar...not lier. Just for future reference.
 
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yeah sounds like you were an *sshole.

good job?

what do you expect us to say?
 
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From past experience, she will come back for more. Girls greatest weakness is their need for attention from you, and you didnt give her an ounce of it though. Dont go overboard though, or she'll give up. Tease her with it.
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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PIMP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You can't be a bigger pimp then that! Most guys wouldn't do that thus, you stand out and your a challenge which creates ATRACTION. Just a reminder while using C&F (what this PIMP used throughout the whole convo) remember you have to be FUNNY or else you will look like a "Jackass". The "Pimp" is funny when he uses his arrogance, while a "Jackass" does the same thing as a "Pimp" but he is NOT funny. The more arrogant and ****y you are the more funniness you need to be seen as a "Pimp" and not a "Jackass".

IF.............****Y - FUNNY = 0 (EQUAL) = Pimp
IF.............****Y - FUNNY = more on the arrogant side = Jackass




P.S. Holla atcha n*gg@ Tom Green!
Lateeeeeeeee
 
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yeah im gonna borrow that...the whole 'no allow me' hang-up...that was great
 
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it seems very assholish. i think you went too heavy on the ****y and not enough on the funny. before using c&f i'd think and make sure it's actually funny. the whole conversation can be much different based on your tone of voice, but based on what you said, that would come off extremely assholish. it's one thing to not let a girl step all over you and it's another to be a complete prick.
 
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no regrets dawg...personaly i think it was pretty damn funny what u did...that would work well on a hotb. cus its a comeback shell probaly be like"what the hell is he doin? i must find out!" see u got tha adventage....NO ReGRETS if it workd well for u, good!...if it didnt go as u pland then even better cus u learnd somthing new!
 

“The 22 Rules That Turned Me From Invisible to Irresistible With Women… Starting Tonight”

You can skip the expensive cars, the fancy clothes, and the endless gym selfies. Completely unnecessary.

I used to freeze the second a beautiful woman looked my way. Frustrated. Awkward. Watching other guys walk away with the girl while I stood there tongue-tied.

Then I discovered 22 simple rules that rewired my entire dating life. The anxiety vanished. Conversations flowed effortlessly. Women started chasing me for a change.

These rules trigger a woman's subconscious attraction switches. And you can start using them tonight.

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