Pimp vs Jackass.....

[S-lemond]

so today this girl calls me up.....and im felling kinda tired, so im not in THE BEST OF MOODS....

recently i told here that i was going out of town, so she starts the convo up by saying....

HER:liar, i thought you were going to chicago......

ME:LIAR!, i did go to chicago, and now im back

HER: well you said you were leaving on monday...

ME: I said i was getting back on monday............do you have hearing problems or something................ooo i see thats your problem you have hearing problems...

HER: whatever!..........so i heard your brother is going to a public school next year...

ME: where do you here so much about my family?....you must stalk me or something...yea thats it you stalk me...i mean wow!...so how do you know so much about my family?

HER: dont worry about that.....

ME: Stalker!!!!

HER: ima let you go...........(trying to play me)......AFC:noo plz im sorry....i was jk........

ME: allow me..............click! (turns off phone)

i kinda felt like a jack ass (later on that day, thinking back on it, when i wasnt tired)...what do you guys think

 

[InsidiousNstinct]

Good job...until the part you hung up on her. I would;ve been like, "I don't need this right now I'll talk to you later and then hung up the phone. I thought over all it was pretty damn funny. Oh...and it's liar...not lier. Just for future reference.

 

[shagnscoob]

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yeah sounds like you were an *sshole.

good job?

what do you expect us to say?

 

[Sammo]

From past experience, she will come back for more. Girls greatest weakness is their need for attention from you, and you didnt give her an ounce of it though. Dont go overboard though, or she'll give up. Tease her with it.

 

[dannowillbookem]

lol we need to make The Dj Spelling Bibel

or is it bible? lol

 

[B-Lemond]

PIMP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You can't be a bigger pimp then that! Most guys wouldn't do that thus, you stand out and your a challenge which creates ATRACTION. Just a reminder while using C&F (what this PIMP used throughout the whole convo) remember you have to be FUNNY or else you will look like a "Jackass". The "Pimp" is funny when he uses his arrogance, while a "Jackass" does the same thing as a "Pimp" but he is NOT funny. The more arrogant and ****y you are the more funniness you need to be seen as a "Pimp" and not a "Jackass".

IF.............****Y - FUNNY = 0 (EQUAL) = Pimp
IF.............****Y - FUNNY = more on the arrogant side = Jackass




P.S. Holla atcha n*gg@ Tom Green!
Lateeeeeeeee

 

[SlyD4rK]

yeah im gonna borrow that...the whole 'no allow me' hang-up...that was great

 

[kiz]

it seems very assholish. i think you went too heavy on the ****y and not enough on the funny. before using c&f i'd think and make sure it's actually funny. the whole conversation can be much different based on your tone of voice, but based on what you said, that would come off extremely assholish. it's one thing to not let a girl step all over you and it's another to be a complete prick.

 

[MVP¤¥¤JI€GALO]

no regrets dawg...personaly i think it was pretty damn funny what u did...that would work well on a hotb. cus its a comeback shell probaly be like"what the hell is he doin? i must find out!" see u got tha adventage....NO ReGRETS if it workd well for u, good!...if it didnt go as u pland then even better cus u learnd somthing new!

 

[B-Lemond]

Originally posted by SlyD4rK
yeah im gonna borrow that...the whole 'no allow me' hang-up...that was great

sorry wrong post...

 

[SlyD4rK]

yep and i feel the same way
nuff said

 

[MetalFortress]

Originally posted by bluelemond
Isn't that exactly what I just said?

Hey look, an internet tough guy!

Anyways, that was funny as hell. I'm gonna steal that if a girl pisses me off.

 

[DJohnson]

Decent, until you hung up like a little girl. lol. But you were tired, its understandable.