Why "Whatever You Want" Keeps You Single

She says the movie looks dumb; you suddenly agree. She tests you with a little attitude; you apologize for nothing.

You think you're being easy to get along with. She reads something else entirely: a man with no edges. Nothing to hold on to. No friction, no tension, no reason to wonder what he really thinks.

The "22 Rules" taught me to push back — playfully, calmly, without needing her approval. Strange things happened after that.

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Pillow Talk Gone Awry

darkstarrr

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Have you ever been engulfed in the heat of the moment and have your girl say the most darndest of things? This has been happening to me lately. One of them conducted a search of my bathroom apparently because first she mentioned me smoking cigarettes...and when I asked why, she said she saw an empty pack in the trash can. When I looked in there the empty back was buried under other bathroom type trash. WTF? I know she was looking for used condoms or something...

Anyways, so while we are a healthy 20 minutes in last week, instead of the normal yea baby and oh you feel so good type of pillow talk this girl blurts out why do you have so many condoms in your medicine cabinet, we don't use condoms?

:nervous:
I'm like uhhhh and ----> [iiiiiii] because I stopped and thought about it.

Needless to say I answered her by laughing what kind of question is that? and created a further diversion by asking another question - is that your idea pillow talk? She giggled and let it go; thankfully I was able to recover.

Similar situation with another one. We're nearing our end and like I'm sure many of you guys have asked females before can I cum in you, I asked, she said YES , and I asked are you on the pill or something, and she said, no but it's ok.. :eek: Jees I'm glad I asked. My goodness.

Another chic I had in the car last night! It started off with her putting her hand on mine as I switched from 3rd to 4th gear. So I reached over and gently started massaging her hip area (where the leg meets the hip). Next thing I knew we were in the back of some empty parking lot having sex in the car! Mid-way through she blurts out - why are you doing this?

Haha Why am I doing this?! I realized after that she wants a relationship and thought it would be a good opportunity to talk about what she means to me and where we stand. I burst into laughter and had to pull out and stop completely when she next asked me how many girls I had been with. Come oooon! hahaha can't you come up with any better questions right now baby? She laughed and tried to be serious saying she wanted to know but then she said fine don't tell me in a bratty voice and climbed on top of me.

Seriously though, it's not a big deal. After it happened a couple times I learned to come up with quick answers, diversions, whatever, when they do that (i.e. I'm doing this because I want to make you feel so good).

I'm just curious if ya'll have had similar experiences that you could share, where females have said the darndest things when you least expected it.
 

"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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I broke down and banged this crazy chick who hangs out at my bar, that I never liked. She was all over me, and I literally flipped a coin. I needed a slumpkiller. She's not ugly or anything, just nuts. I've always been a total dyck to this chick, so she didnt believe me, when I said "fvck it. Lets go to my house and makeout."

Anyway, while we were fvcking, she starts moaning "I fvcking HATE you! I fvcking HATE you!" Then, a few minutes later, she starts crying, and started saying "Im not gonna fvck you if we only fvck once!" It was a little late for that one! Total, nutjob. I never came, either. Im glad she didnt get weird and stalkerish afterwards!
 

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One of them conducted a search of my bathroom apparently because first she mentioned me smoking cigarettes...and when I asked why, she said she saw an empty pack in the trash can. When I looked in there the empty back was buried under other bathroom type trash. WTF? I know she was looking for used condoms or something...
I hope you busted her a## on that.

Last time a girl was obviously snooping around searching my place I asked her to leave. Snooping is BS.

We're nearing our end and like I'm sure many of you guys have asked females before can I *** in you, I asked, she said YES , and I asked are you on the pill or something, and she said, no but it's ok.. Jees I'm glad I asked. My goodness.
If you don't know if she's on the pill - then this is far to casual of a relationship to not use a condom. Rap it up brother!!!!!
 

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She was digging through your trash? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Look, at least you know she is keen on you. Its when you run out to the shop and come back to find her going through your files that you know you have a problem :)

You could have had some real fun with that though

"Man, now that I know you go through my trash cans, Im just glad I flush my used condoms down the toilet"

"Well you are a cheap date. How about tomorrow I take you downtown and we can go scavenging through some really big dumpsters. It would be a hoot"

"Look if you are that hungry we can get a Pizza delivered"

I dunno. Women are all insecure and they do some really stupid things on a whim to try and "catch you out." While her going through your trash is quirky I dont think half of us really know what levels they stoop to when they are really interested in us.
 

"Why Women Dump the Guys Who Try the Hardest"

You paid for dinner. You drove. You said "whatever you want is fine" every single time. All the effort, no expectations.

And she left anyway — probably for a guy who makes her pick up the pizza.

Painful. Also predictable. Her mind quietly concludes that anything requiring zero effort from her is worth exactly zero. You became a free sample, and free samples get taken for granted.

The 22 Rules flip the dynamic. Small shifts that get her investing effort, money, and time in you — until SHE'S the one afraid of losing YOU.

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I shave my head so i hope they have a good time digging through all that hair in my bathroom trash.. oh and they're not all from my head.
 

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Hooligan Harry said:
I dont think half of us really know what levels they stoop to when they are really interested in us.
You would be even more shocked to know the depths of their behavior when they are NOT really interested in you.
 

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I had a girl ask me for a key to my apartment right as I was about to come. I looked at her and said WTF? Pounded away and then took her home. Never called her again. She blew up my phone for two weeks.
 

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I had a girl ask me for a key to my apartment right as I was about to come. I looked at her and said WTF? Pounded away and then took her home. Never called her again. She blew up my phone for two weeks.
 

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I had one recently ask if I had ever had sex with her best friend. This was right before I nailed her to the mattress.

I just laughed.
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Broken Plate

This post is in part a continuation of this thread.

Hooligan Harry said:
She was digging through your trash? HAHAHAHA
It happened again last night. This time it started off with me telling her twice to knock it off with the teeth; she kept nicking my wang with her molars.

Once again: ----> iiiiiii

I had had just about enough of nicely telling her to please go more slowly and try it a little softer (I had intimacy issues coming into dating with her (pun intended) ) and then out of nowhere: its starting to really bother me thinking about the possibility of you hanging out with or hooking up with other girls.

That was the last straw. As if her chewing on me like I am a piece of beef jerky wasn't enough! Her attitude was getting more sharp and almost demanding as well over the past few weeks.

So its over. Sighonara! She left shortly thereafter. This works out well for me because I have work I need to catch up on that I have ben neglecting; and great deal of my time was being consumed in chatting with her online and everything else.
 

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darkstarrr said:
its an illustration of the sudden loss of an erection
And a mighty fvckin funny one, if I might add!
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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I once had a woman scream in passion, "Fvck my ass with that big black c0ck!"

I'm a cracker.

Needless to say it was quite shocking to us both but the look on her face was quite humorous and memorable.
 

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Man you guys shag some crazy broads.

Ive been with a good share of women but I have never heard some of that stuff!


Darkstarr- When she asked you about the condoms you should have just said "better safe than sorry!"
 

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Bible_Belt said:
Has anyone had a gf who was into the strangling/suffocation thing? How do I do it without killing her?
hahaaaa

Hooligan Harry said:
She was digging through your trash?
The pillaging through my trash and bathroom... I've been keeping my place in pristine condition which is kind of amusing because check this out! Her paw printes on the medicine cabinet mirror (behind which she found all the rubbers):

paw prints (marked in red)

:crackup:

That single mom's hands are like her 3 year olds apparently. Like when my little bro was 3 and used to leave sticky hand pritns all over everything he could get his paws on. Too funny.
 
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