darkstarrr
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Have you ever been engulfed in the heat of the moment and have your girl say the most darndest of things? This has been happening to me lately. One of them conducted a search of my bathroom apparently because first she mentioned me smoking cigarettes...and when I asked why, she said she saw an empty pack in the trash can. When I looked in there the empty back was buried under other bathroom type trash. WTF? I know she was looking for used condoms or something...
Anyways, so while we are a healthy 20 minutes in last week, instead of the normal yea baby and oh you feel so good type of pillow talk this girl blurts out why do you have so many condoms in your medicine cabinet, we don't use condoms?
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I'm like uhhhh and ----> [iiiiiii] because I stopped and thought about it.
Needless to say I answered her by laughing what kind of question is that? and created a further diversion by asking another question - is that your idea pillow talk? She giggled and let it go; thankfully I was able to recover.
Similar situation with another one. We're nearing our end and like I'm sure many of you guys have asked females before can I cum in you, I asked, she said YES , and I asked are you on the pill or something, and she said, no but it's ok..
Jees I'm glad I asked. My goodness.
Another chic I had in the car last night! It started off with her putting her hand on mine as I switched from 3rd to 4th gear. So I reached over and gently started massaging her hip area (where the leg meets the hip). Next thing I knew we were in the back of some empty parking lot having sex in the car! Mid-way through she blurts out - why are you doing this?
Haha Why am I doing this?! I realized after that she wants a relationship and thought it would be a good opportunity to talk about what she means to me and where we stand. I burst into laughter and had to pull out and stop completely when she next asked me how many girls I had been with. Come oooon! hahaha can't you come up with any better questions right now baby? She laughed and tried to be serious saying she wanted to know but then she said fine don't tell me in a bratty voice and climbed on top of me.
Seriously though, it's not a big deal. After it happened a couple times I learned to come up with quick answers, diversions, whatever, when they do that (i.e. I'm doing this because I want to make you feel so good).
I'm just curious if ya'll have had similar experiences that you could share, where females have said the darndest things when you least expected it.
Anyways, so while we are a healthy 20 minutes in last week, instead of the normal yea baby and oh you feel so good type of pillow talk this girl blurts out why do you have so many condoms in your medicine cabinet, we don't use condoms?
:nervous:
I'm like uhhhh and ----> [iiiiiii] because I stopped and thought about it.
Needless to say I answered her by laughing what kind of question is that? and created a further diversion by asking another question - is that your idea pillow talk? She giggled and let it go; thankfully I was able to recover.
Similar situation with another one. We're nearing our end and like I'm sure many of you guys have asked females before can I cum in you, I asked, she said YES , and I asked are you on the pill or something, and she said, no but it's ok..
Jees I'm glad I asked. My goodness.Another chic I had in the car last night! It started off with her putting her hand on mine as I switched from 3rd to 4th gear. So I reached over and gently started massaging her hip area (where the leg meets the hip). Next thing I knew we were in the back of some empty parking lot having sex in the car! Mid-way through she blurts out - why are you doing this?
Haha Why am I doing this?! I realized after that she wants a relationship and thought it would be a good opportunity to talk about what she means to me and where we stand. I burst into laughter and had to pull out and stop completely when she next asked me how many girls I had been with. Come oooon! hahaha can't you come up with any better questions right now baby? She laughed and tried to be serious saying she wanted to know but then she said fine don't tell me in a bratty voice and climbed on top of me.
Seriously though, it's not a big deal. After it happened a couple times I learned to come up with quick answers, diversions, whatever, when they do that (i.e. I'm doing this because I want to make you feel so good).
I'm just curious if ya'll have had similar experiences that you could share, where females have said the darndest things when you least expected it.
