That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
Hey, you actually look like a pretty cool guypooparu said:I had just asked if anyone wanted to do it. I guess I'll hop on with my myspace pic, I'll just take it down later if no one else posts theres:
http://img53.imageshack.us/img53/4197/meqp9.jpg
Edit: Yorgho don't let me be alone damnit post yours lmao.
I'll just take mine down if this never takes off the ground, but we should start one up guys, what if our next door neighbors were DJs.
P.S. Those are some pearly white sinks in my pic
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
Yea man, you too, I'll meet you one day. Don't think I'm pissed at you about that angelus **** either man, it's just kinda annoying to see good threads and **** go down because of that ****, but I don't have any less respect for you.Krassus said:Hey, you actually look like a pretty cool guy
Yea mann I know what you mean, its human instinct to wanna go with the group.qweretyuiopas said:
:nono: :nono: :nono: LOL we should call this "stoned picture thread" everyone takes pics while they are stoned *imagines pics with guys and lots of chips or a big bowl of mac & cheese*pooparu said:Yea mann I know what you mean, its human instinct to wanna go with the group.
But someone had to jump in and lead!!!! AND I AM LEADING WITH THE POWER OF MARY JANE!!!!!
Stoned senseless, I'm gonna get a pic of myself like this lmao.
Edit:
This is your brains on drugs.
Remember, only users lose drugs
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Attraction runs on a clock.
She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.
The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."
One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.
Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.
LOL arsenio nice. Baked and complimented, this I declare to be a good day.Espi said:
