"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Location: NYC
June 20

Unbelieveable!!!! I used to think id never be able to pick up women but finally I am onsing regularly!

I was at Pacha and this HB 9 was standing with her friend by the bar...... I totally came in boxed her friend out
Me: Hey that tanktop is really cool.. its giving me a seizure
HB9: HAHAHAHAHA ohh yeah why is that?
Me: It looks like something out of a George Michael video... *laugh* I'm pickupmilitia
HB9: Hi im HB9
Me: Where you from?
HB9: Chelsea
Me: ohhh cool
... then gave the friend attention and got her approval.... I came back later and asked them if they wanted to bounce to gaslight... her friend had to go home so me and my target went.... b4 I know it its back to my place... awwwwwwwwww yeah! <boing boing boing>


If I can do it so can you!
 

"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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it keeps getting better :)
 
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You realize all that time you spent trying to get with her you could have been doing something useful for civilization...

Anyways man congratulations... its awesome you are starting to see some results

I was supposed to go to PACHA in July but never got there... Any good?
 
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