"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Picking up HBs on myspace

NotaNewbie

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I know a lot of you guys are against this but.. here's my 2 cents..

I add every local HB i could find on myspace and after they would accept me i would be like "Hey I didn't mean to add you my friend was on my account and He added you because he thinks you're hot but i think he's crazy because you're completely the opposite. Ahahahaha I'm just kidding. My name is [Insert Name here] What's yours?" and after that spit your game and number close.. Its really simple matter fact.. The only thing about me is sometimes I'm not really good at building rapport.
 

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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sounds hella canned, but if it works i cant knock it
 
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