"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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Physical Proof of Castration / Devaluation of Men

Down Low

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Let's make a list of things that prove men are devalued by society. Here's a start:

In the bathroom:

-- those tiny round toilets / toilet seats that have no room for your pen1s to flop

-- very small washbasins and spouts that are way too small for a man's hands

-- toilet paper hung the wrong way

-- mirror situated so low that a man has to crouch to see all of his face

-- astronaut shower stalls too small to wash in much less have sex in


In the bedroom:

-- full and queen size beds

-- kiddie-size dressers with not enough drawers or space to accomodate all of a man's stuff, much less his woman's too

-- computers, webcams, cell phones, etc., that bring the whole world intruding into your most private space every time your woman feels like arguing


In the kitchen:

-- tea cups and everything else with handles too small for a man's fingers

-- TVs and cell phones interrupting dinner


Around the house:

-- ceiling fans (DUCK!!!)

-- potted plants, dried plants, and various knick knacks that take up space and cause you to have to scrunch up your shoulders to avoid bumping them every time you walk by


In the pocket / purse:

-- condoms

-- birth control pills / "morning after" pills

-- business cards for abortion clinics


Out of doors:

-- chick cars (compacts, subcompacts)

-- 2-seater cars (no room for kids)
 

"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."

Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.

Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?

You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.

Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.

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TonyBaloney

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Come on down low, an open debate about the state of western society etc is very interesting, but the whole thing about toilet paper is going a little too far - its like a feminazi complaining about god being referred too as `him`........
 

FairShake

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I'm 6'4" and 270-280lbs with a size 14 finger, big fat ass, and a medium sized peen.

Toilets are comfortable, showers are spacey, coffee cups are easy to hold onto warmly and sip in the morning, and I never hit my head on ceiling fans.

You must be a giant.

PS: Abortions, condoms, and the pill all rock. You want a kid to grow up in this microsized feminist society?
 

Gray The Prince

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Threads like these are the reason I don't come to Sosuave much anymore. Im going to start hanging around in the H&F subforum.
 

yuppaz

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These kinds of threads are pointless and serve no one.....wahhh wahhh wahhh ***** ***** ***** cry cry cry.

What exactly is the point, what do you get out of posting this kind of thing or agreeing with it etc......???????

Come the f*ck ooooooonnnnnnnnn
 

"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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cablecow15

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don't buy stuff made for women ?
 

Alex DeLarge

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Dude, quit complaining.

And stop trying to achieve your manliness through material things. I drive a total chick car and still get laid. I exhibit my manliness through fuel efficiency lol.
 

coochieman

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There is no sense in this. Absolutely useless.

52 yr.old talkin' trash like a tantruming brat.... Speaks bad of sosuave as a whole. Sorry to hurt your feelings. Better thread next time.
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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ka_mate

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Alex DeLarge said:
Dude, quit complaining.

And stop trying to achieve your manliness through material things. I drive a total chick car and still get laid. I exhibit my manliness through fuel efficiency lol.
That's brilliant, absolutely hilarious comment. I cracked up at the fuel efficiency bit.
 

loveshogun

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nismo-4 said:
What the f**k is the point of this thread?
For Down Low to air out his sandy vagina.

I know girls who don't complain this much - almost all of them.
 
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