"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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Physical Proof of Castration / Devaluation of Men

Down Low

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Let's make a list of things that prove men are devalued by society. Here's a start:

In the bathroom:

-- those tiny round toilets / toilet seats that have no room for your pen1s to flop

-- very small washbasins and spouts that are way too small for a man's hands

-- toilet paper hung the wrong way

-- mirror situated so low that a man has to crouch to see all of his face

-- astronaut shower stalls too small to wash in much less have sex in


In the bedroom:

-- full and queen size beds

-- kiddie-size dressers with not enough drawers or space to accomodate all of a man's stuff, much less his woman's too

-- computers, webcams, cell phones, etc., that bring the whole world intruding into your most private space every time your woman feels like arguing


In the kitchen:

-- tea cups and everything else with handles too small for a man's fingers

-- TVs and cell phones interrupting dinner


Around the house:

-- ceiling fans (DUCK!!!)

-- potted plants, dried plants, and various knick knacks that take up space and cause you to have to scrunch up your shoulders to avoid bumping them every time you walk by


In the pocket / purse:

-- condoms

-- birth control pills / "morning after" pills

-- business cards for abortion clinics


Out of doors:

-- chick cars (compacts, subcompacts)

-- 2-seater cars (no room for kids)
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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TonyBaloney

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Come on down low, an open debate about the state of western society etc is very interesting, but the whole thing about toilet paper is going a little too far - its like a feminazi complaining about god being referred too as `him`........
 

FairShake

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I'm 6'4" and 270-280lbs with a size 14 finger, big fat ass, and a medium sized peen.

Toilets are comfortable, showers are spacey, coffee cups are easy to hold onto warmly and sip in the morning, and I never hit my head on ceiling fans.

You must be a giant.

PS: Abortions, condoms, and the pill all rock. You want a kid to grow up in this microsized feminist society?
 

Gray The Prince

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Threads like these are the reason I don't come to Sosuave much anymore. Im going to start hanging around in the H&F subforum.
 

yuppaz

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These kinds of threads are pointless and serve no one.....wahhh wahhh wahhh ***** ***** ***** cry cry cry.

What exactly is the point, what do you get out of posting this kind of thing or agreeing with it etc......???????

Come the f*ck ooooooonnnnnnnnn
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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cablecow15

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don't buy stuff made for women ?
 

Alex DeLarge

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Dude, quit complaining.

And stop trying to achieve your manliness through material things. I drive a total chick car and still get laid. I exhibit my manliness through fuel efficiency lol.
 

coochieman

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There is no sense in this. Absolutely useless.

52 yr.old talkin' trash like a tantruming brat.... Speaks bad of sosuave as a whole. Sorry to hurt your feelings. Better thread next time.
 

"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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ka_mate

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Alex DeLarge said:
Dude, quit complaining.

And stop trying to achieve your manliness through material things. I drive a total chick car and still get laid. I exhibit my manliness through fuel efficiency lol.
That's brilliant, absolutely hilarious comment. I cracked up at the fuel efficiency bit.
 

loveshogun

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nismo-4 said:
What the f**k is the point of this thread?
For Down Low to air out his sandy vagina.

I know girls who don't complain this much - almost all of them.
 
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