"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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Phone sex field report -- she had a good-time - I just went along.

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I had sex with my girlfriend over the telephone (mutual masturbation). She was in a Hotel room, while I was in my bed.

She was virtually hugging and kissing me.

To make this kosher, we both agreed that we were married and were husband and wife and got married sometime ago (since it's all fantasy anything is allowed). Therefore, we did not have pre-maritial virtual sex.

I was vocalising various positions of my hands and she was also vocalizing.
She told me that she can only make love if she really feels it, exitement, love towards the person. I asked her if she's feeling it with me she said yes.

I asked if she was wet down there. She said she was about to ejaculate in two minutes. I encouraged her to use her hands to finish off.

Honestly -- I didn't feel anything. I don't know, maybe I'm an asexual after all. I was just experiencing that SHE was having a good time, while I was more like acting or going along with it, suprpized that any woman ever said those things to me or actually did that. In fact it almost didn't register.

I masturbated afterwards (when she hung up) pictured her, and tried to put a virtual from my end since I wasn't turned on enough during the virtual time with her -- but I did feel that she cared and there was a warmnes about this that is unlike any porn, or escort-masturbation fantasy. It didn't seem cheap at all because she loves me.
 

"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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Sosuave is now officially the Blog of Luke.

Congratulations mods.
 

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Do we really need three simultaneous threads about your relationship with this woman?

Some stuff should be kept private.
 

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WHO IS THIS MAN?

There must be some fragment of sanity left in you or you wouldn't keep coming on these boards for a kicking; you need help. You know this, we know this, seek it out before it's too late. Besides, therapists are kind of a fashion accessory these days, it's cool to have one.
 

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Luke I order you to flog yourself to cleanse yourself of your sinful behavior

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"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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