"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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phone number....forgot name

icallug

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hey so i got this girls phone number at a bar the other night but i cant remember her name....i think i might have an idea of what it is but im not exactly sure

we really hit it off, how would you guys go about this situation? should i call and just avoid saying her name, or just straight out ask her what it is and tell her i forgot, which probably wouldnt be to smooth.
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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supajsilver2

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google for her phone number, if it's not a cell that is:
search for:
(###)-###-####
and her parents names and address will most likely show up. This might at least give you an idea or a hint.
 

shydude

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Forgot the name, no shame mate, things like that always happen to me. What i DO is, i call her up, and tell her my name, tell her when and were we met, and she will say ohh ya i remember you, then just tell her the truth, trust me she wont be mad. Or if you think you remember her, then call her from a different cell and say something like "HEllo this is MOHAMAD ALI looking for (hername) If she says yes thats me, then you hang up, andcall her next day, without bullshyt. if she says no its not my name, then ask her what is it, she says it and then you cal back like A DIFFERENT CHARACTER.
 

Muphaser

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Say you had such a pretty name, but sorry ive forgotten it. Ive jus been really busy

Be honest
 

VegasGuy56

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Muphaser,

Good idea, but what if you call and her name's Ulga?

lmao
 

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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Damian

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Watch her name be Steve.

On the up note, it's perfectly okay if you forget a name, you can work around that in conversation. Just remember next time to have a girl give you her NAME with the number.

-Damian
 

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if its a cell phone, most girls leave their name on their voicemail greeting, so just call her using *67 like @ 2 in the morning and see if maybe she says her name then just call her like 2 days later if its a house number, then its harder, cause what if her parents or sibling answer? who are you supposed to ask for? lol. good luck
 

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Hahahaha this remiinds me of Seinfeld. Maybe her name is Mulva hhaa.
 

Muphaser

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haha Vegas, true, if her names ulga... sounds like an STD or something

but you can then use the nickname trick afterwards to get her to meet up with you
 
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