Why "Whatever You Want" Keeps You Single

She says the movie looks dumb; you suddenly agree. She tests you with a little attitude; you apologize for nothing.

You think you're being easy to get along with. She reads something else entirely: a man with no edges. Nothing to hold on to. No friction, no tension, no reason to wonder what he really thinks.

The "22 Rules" taught me to push back — playfully, calmly, without needing her approval. Strange things happened after that.

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Philosophy of the Simpsons

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Anyone ever read this book? As stupid as it may sound, this book is probably one of the most interesting books I've read in a while.

It is basically just a book of essays by various authors about philosophical concepts and how they relate to the Simpson's. For instance, the first essay asks the question of whether Homer displays characteristics of Aristotlian virtue. Another essay analyzes anti-intellectualism in America as it is illuminated by Lisa. The third one talks about Bart and whether he is the type of person Nietze warns us about. All very cool.

It is a perfect book for those who aren't too versed in philosophy.
 

"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"

You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.

She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.

Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.

Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.

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i learned " i didnt do it"!
and "nobody saw me do it?"
 

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'if something is hard to do, then it's not worth doing it'
- homer simpson


classic!
 

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Originally posted by penkitten
i learned " i didnt do it"!
and "nobody saw me do it?"
And you can't prove anything.
 

"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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"Doh!!!"
 

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I think he was trying to point out the book not the simpsons quotes lol, im going to buy the book because i checked it on amazon and it seems good.
 

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If you're referring to The D'oh of Homer, then, yeah, I've read it. Pretty good stuff, but it's a lot more intellectual than one would expect from something based on the Simpsons.
 
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