"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Philosophy of the Simpsons

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Anyone ever read this book? As stupid as it may sound, this book is probably one of the most interesting books I've read in a while.

It is basically just a book of essays by various authors about philosophical concepts and how they relate to the Simpson's. For instance, the first essay asks the question of whether Homer displays characteristics of Aristotlian virtue. Another essay analyzes anti-intellectualism in America as it is illuminated by Lisa. The third one talks about Bart and whether he is the type of person Nietze warns us about. All very cool.

It is a perfect book for those who aren't too versed in philosophy.
 

"Nervous Around Beautiful Women? There's a Rule for That"

I could talk to any woman I wasn't attracted to. Charming, funny, relaxed. Then a gorgeous woman looked my way and I'd become a sweating, babbling mess.

The fix took me years to find and ten minutes to learn. Nervousness and excitement are the same physical state — pounding heart, adrenaline, flushed face. Your brain just picks the label. And you can pick a better one.

Rule 16 shows you how. You feel the nerves, relabel them as excitement, and let that energy pour out as enthusiasm. Women notice the guy radiating it. They always do.

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i learned " i didnt do it"!
and "nobody saw me do it?"
 

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'if something is hard to do, then it's not worth doing it'
- homer simpson


classic!
 

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Originally posted by penkitten
i learned " i didnt do it"!
and "nobody saw me do it?"
And you can't prove anything.
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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"Doh!!!"
 

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I think he was trying to point out the book not the simpsons quotes lol, im going to buy the book because i checked it on amazon and it seems good.
 

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If you're referring to The D'oh of Homer, then, yeah, I've read it. Pretty good stuff, but it's a lot more intellectual than one would expect from something based on the Simpsons.
 
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