TheNonPedant
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they're just not funny....at all!
"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"
Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.
She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.
Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.
So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.
The words come later. The impression comes first.
Pet Peeves About Women...
- Thread starter Black Bahindian
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"She's Out of Your League"
You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.
Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.
She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.
Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.
PuertoRican_Lover
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I dislike liars and manipulators and masculine boisterous hors!
Black Bahindian
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Somehow, I didn't see that as a surprise.
topdog3853
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Women who wear almost no clothing, but then continue to complain when men stare at them, and accuse us of being sexual perverts!!
Hey if your going to flaunt it, I'm going to look at it.
Hey if your going to flaunt it, I'm going to look at it.
all you guys that have pet peaves about women are missing the point I think. A DJ doesn't let these things bother him. He loves women even for all the bull**** they start Why? because he allways gets what he wants. so there is no need to be mad about them.
I think one of the first steps in DJing is to actually love women. A DJ doesn't expect anything from a woman. If she doesn't put out then you have other women who will
Why? because he allways gets what he wants. so there is no need to be mad about them. I think one of the first steps in DJing is to actually love women. A DJ doesn't expect anything from a woman. If she doesn't put out then you have other women who will
"I just moved here from Florida."
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.