TheNonPedant
Don Juan
- Joined
- Jan 11, 2004
- Messages
- 77
- Reaction score
- 0
they're just not funny....at all!
"Blank Mind on Dates? She's Dropping Hints You Keep Missing"
The plates get cleared and the silence lands like a brick. You can feel her waiting. Your brain offers up your commute, your job, the weather — topics that have ended more second dates than bad breath.
Here's what most guys never learn: women hand out free conversational material all night long. Tiny clues about what they actually want to discuss. Catch them and you never run out of things to say — because she's telling you what to say next.
Rule 4 of the "22 Rules" trains your ear to catch every single one.
Pet Peeves About Women...
- Thread starter Black Bahindian
- Start date
"I just moved here from Florida."
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
PuertoRican_Lover
Banned
I dislike liars and manipulators and masculine boisterous hors!
Black Bahindian
Senior Don Juan
- Joined
- Sep 19, 2003
- Messages
- 227
- Reaction score
- 0
- Age
- 42
Somehow, I didn't see that as a surprise.
topdog3853
Don Juan
- Joined
- Jan 30, 2003
- Messages
- 145
- Reaction score
- 0
Women who wear almost no clothing, but then continue to complain when men stare at them, and accuse us of being sexual perverts!!
Hey if your going to flaunt it, I'm going to look at it.
Hey if your going to flaunt it, I'm going to look at it.
all you guys that have pet peaves about women are missing the point I think. A DJ doesn't let these things bother him. He loves women even for all the bull**** they start Why? because he allways gets what he wants. so there is no need to be mad about them.
I think one of the first steps in DJing is to actually love women. A DJ doesn't expect anything from a woman. If she doesn't put out then you have other women who will
Why? because he allways gets what he wants. so there is no need to be mad about them. I think one of the first steps in DJing is to actually love women. A DJ doesn't expect anything from a woman. If she doesn't put out then you have other women who will
"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"
When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.
Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.
Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.
The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.