"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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Perry's Food and Workout Journal

Perry

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9/26/11

11am 1 naner, 1 peach, 2 oz salmon
1245pm 4 eggs, 2 oz ground beef, cup of spinach, 1 tomato, 1/2 onion, garlic
1/2 cup oatmeal, Multivitamin
2 pm 1 pear, 3 oz chicken
4pm RPP 8,6,5,5,5
420pm 7 oz chicken, 1 cup of peas+carrots, 7 macadamia nuts +1TBSP of np +VitD
550pm 3 oz steak, 1 naner
10pm 4 oz chicken, 2 gram fish oil 1/2 cup carrots

Today:

9am 1 naner, 1 peach, 2 oz fish
1030 1 kiwi, 2 oz chicken
1250pm 8 oz ground beef, wheat bun, 1/3 onion, tomato, 4 leaves of lettuce, 1/2 red pepper. Multivitamin. 2 TBSP of np +VITD
150pm 6 oz chicken, 1 cup spinach, 1/2 red pepper, 2 gram fish oil
650pm 2 oz chicken, 2 oz ground beef, 1 slice of bread
730pm 25 lb fat gripz db curls 5x8 4x12 DB rows 60lbs plank 2x2:10 1x1:10
830pm 8 oz ground beef, 4 lettuce leaves, 1 cup of green beans, 2 TBSP olive oil, 1/2 cup spinach
11pm 3 oz chicken, 3.6 gram fish oil
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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930am 3x20 goblet squats
945am 1 naner
1020am 4 eggs, cup spinach, 3/4 onion, 1/2 red pepper, 2TBSp olive oil, 4 oz chicken, 1/2 cup oatmeal, multivitamin
1150am 3TBSP natty pb, 2 celery sticks
130pm 4 oz steak, 1/2 cup spinach 2.4 grams fish oil
350pm 1 peach
420pm 6 oz ground beef, 3 oz chicken, 1 wheat hamburger bun, 1 cup spinach, 100 calorie pack of shortbread cookies
7pm 3 oz chicken, piece of bread
915pm RPP 8,7,5,5,5
945pm 8 oz chicken, 3/4 cup of spinach, 1/2 red pepper, 1/2 cup green beans, 7 macadamia nuts, Vit D
1115pm 2 lettuce leaves, 2.4 gram fish oil

My diet is gonna be a bit weird the next few days since im going up to sf. Gonna keep it as normal as possible though.
 

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9/29/11

920am 1 Naner
950am RPP 8,6,5,5,4
1010am 6 eggs, 1 cup spinach, 1/2 red pepper, 3/4 onion, 4 oz chicken, 1/2 cup oatmeal, 2 TBSP olive oil, Multivitamin, 1TBSP natty pb VIT D
430pm 1 chikcen breast subway sandwich, 1 naner, granola bar
530pm 1 naner
7pm a bunch of buckwheat homemade crackers, 2 cups grapes, 1/2 cup nuts
9pm sushi dinner

9/30/11

9am homemade crackers, 1/2 cup peanuts, apple, Multi
12pm 4 eggs, 1.5 cup kale, 1/2 tomato, 1/3 onion
2pm 1/2cup peanuts, 1/2 cup homemade crackers, 1/2 cup grapes
6pm 1/2 cup peanuts, 2 servings hummus
7pm jump rope 11,75,50,50
930pm 6 oz turkey beef, 4 lettuce leaves, 1 cup kale, 1/2 tomato, 1 potato
1130pm 2.6gram fish oil Vit D

After some long, hard thinking, Ive decided that once I get back into the gym I am going to start gaining, not cutting anymore. Im not gonna keep updating my food log, since there isnt really a point right now. I will continue it once I start doing 5-3-1. Ill also record my workout progress as well. Im thinking Im gonna carb cycle once I begin working out.
 
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