cyberlady
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Yes, I am up early since midnight but I will stay awake until three or four o'clock P.MLord Shinra said:
"She's Out of Your League"
You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.
Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.
She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.
Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.
Pepe Le Pew
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"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
Lord Shinra
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I like Macedonian girls :yes:cyberlady said:Yes, I am up early since midnight but I will stay awake until three or four o'clock P.M
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ya ne ponil, cho delayayet ruskaya devushka na etom dermovom saite??? KAKOI SMISOL????
cyberlady
Don Juan
And you are from USA?Lord Shinra said:
I'm not Russian, Macedonia is on the Balkan Peninsula and on our south border is Greece.AFC Savior said:
penkitten
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i see red hair tooKen785 said:
"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"
Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.
She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.
Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.
So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.
The words come later. The impression comes first.
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cyberlady said:And you are from USA?
I'm not Russian, Macedonia is on the Balkan Peninsula and on our south border is Greece.
your ****ing blog that your profile links to is in russian you dumb woman-wannabe peice of trolling shyt
Lord Shinra
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Yes,I am from the USA.
cyberlady
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penkitten too bad you did not put any picture in your profile so you must be read headed and I am blonde.penkitten said:
You are russian dumb wannabe peice of trolling shyt!:box:AFC Savior said:
Married?Lord Shinra said:
cyberlady
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You too!:box:HandyAndy said:
"I just moved here from Florida."
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
Uhhhhhhh what is the point of this? You are looking for your "Prince Charming," but then you start attacking everyone lol. I think you should just go to "Plentyoffish" or "Match" or some other stupid online dating site and find your "Prince" charming there dont you think, I mean why go to a forum instead of an online dating site? I love how you already validate yourself with your description about being "Sexy and have big boobs....lol" , I wish you could be over here in the states so one of us guys can take advantage of your shallowness and leave you after you get boring....but hey here's to your prince charming whenever he meets you even though your already 33 , seems to me your not trying hard enough or maybe your too stuck up? Good luck either way later.
cyberlady
Don Juan
My intention is not to find prince charming on this site, but to discuss him. You are shallow and unless you are not Robbie Williams I would leave you after I get boring.:box:I know I am 33 but I quess I am still too young for the real thing because I am great friend and easily make friends but love is my challenge.j0n024 said:
I'm glad you understand me DJDan.DjDan said:
No, I studied english for ten years and two of them on the Faculty of Economy, University of Bitola.aliasguy said:
cyberlady
Don Juan
No, he is not.:crackup: Pepé Le Pew has all the qualities of a great lover. He is a born romantic. His enthusiasm knows no bounds. His ego is as big as the Eiffel Tower. He showers les femmes with flowery come-ons, champagne, and gifts. He purrs. He coos. He cajoles... All in that entrancing French accent.SayWord? said:
But like all great heroes, he has a flaw: his natural, er, "perfume." That skunk stench has been known to make flowers wilt as he walks by. Buildings clear out the moment the amorous Pepé enters. Marble statues—which have survived hundreds of years of rain and wind—melt in his presence.
But worst of all, that stench makes the ladies run away from Pepé in horror. Love may be blind, but its ability to smell is A-OK. But luckily for our olfactory-challenged lover, he has one other abiding quality, perhaps his best: He won't take no for an answer.
Perhaps Pepé Le Pew would have less trouble with the lovely ladies if he stuck to his own species. Pepé has an unfortunate habit of falling not for skunks, but for discolored black cats with white stripes painted down their backs. Sometimes these cats are escaped wild cats, as is the case in Wild over You. Sometimes the cats get their stripes by backing up into recently painted poles or benches; other times dye down their backs gives them their skunk-like appearance.
Ahhh...the mystery of love!
http://looneytunes.warnerbros.com/stars_of_the_show/pepe_le_pew/pepe_story.html
"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"
She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.
Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.
The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.
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If you are looking for love in the looks of your partner then you are setting yourself up for failure
looks fade
looks fade
cyberlady
Don Juan
You are troll!:box: You did not ask a question so I can answer it.j0n024 said:
Maybe I should look for money, then?
oakraiderz2
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Youre ugly...go away. Seeing as youre 33, you should probably go get a job or jack off a squirrel, which ever you prefer.cyberlady said:
slitherjef
Senior Don Juan
Seems to me there is something funny about that photo...
Like its a bit dated or something???
Like its a bit dated or something???
"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."
Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.
Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?
You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.
Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.
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