Ok I know for sure I dont have an std, because i'm a little embaressed to say this, i'm a virgin. I have these very tiny bumps under my pennis. Their not red their the normal skin color. They dont hurt what so ever or does it bother any of my pennis functions. Their incredibly small but I can see them and theres a large one at the bottum of the shaft. Remember I am a virgin and parents dont have stds.
"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"
You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.
For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.
Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.
The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.
Pennis Problems
- Thread starter deathrock
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"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"
Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.
She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.
Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.
So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.
The words come later. The impression comes first.
Badmannaz
Master Don Juan
i have those little f*ckers too...i heard that's from you being circumsized or some sh*t i had that **** when i WAS a virgin too don't worry
luapmandragon
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Without a picture I can't tell for sure. And NO THAT ISN'T AND INVITATION FOR A PICTURE. Worst comes to worst next time you see your doc have him take a look. Every couple of years I seem to grow a pimple or two on my penis. This happened back in high school when I was still a virgin and I had it checked out ASAP just to make sure it wasn't cancer. Doc basically explained that lots of guys get them and they clear up pretty quickly but mine don't so I have to pop them which sucks but better than teh cancer or teh herpes. Oh and I wash my penis every days so its not like I got it cause I'm a slob...even though I am a slob at everything but hygiene =p.
Dont fret bro.
I actually have the exact same things.
Under the head of the penis.
Its no about circumsisian.
I asked the doc about them when I was younger. He said One in Three guys have them.. They're nothing.
three12.
I actually have the exact same things.
Under the head of the penis.
Its no about circumsisian.
I asked the doc about them when I was younger. He said One in Three guys have them.. They're nothing.
three12.
"I just moved here from Florida."
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
^ ^ I'm going to assume you're a virgin as well ?? **smacks head**
Next one you sleep with or first one you sleep with... after you nut, look at her dead in the eyes and say...
"I have herpes"
Then show her your bumps
-Cod3r
Next one you sleep with or first one you sleep with... after you nut, look at her dead in the eyes and say...
"I have herpes"
Then show her your bumps
-Cod3r
Sammer VII
Don Juan
Ladies like to bit each one and pop em in there mouth...
Dude, seriously, don't fret over it so much.
Dude, seriously, don't fret over it so much.
realsmoothie
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Oh, uncalled for.Sammer VII said:Ladies like to bit each one and pop em in there mouth...
You're fired.
"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"
You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.
She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.
Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.
Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.
No bro.
No lady has ever mentioned mined and I've banged 40+ chicks.
When you're having sex she won't be looking at your ****..
If shes some freak and she is, just say... "Dude, you aint ever seen a **** before?"
three12.
No lady has ever mentioned mined and I've banged 40+ chicks.
When you're having sex she won't be looking at your ****..
If shes some freak and she is, just say... "Dude, you aint ever seen a **** before?"
three12.
You MAY be able to have them removed.
In my opinion, it'd be a waste of money.
You're the only guy who will ever even notice you have them.
I get my **** out as often as I can and no one has ever said a thing to me about it.
three12.
In my opinion, it'd be a waste of money.
You're the only guy who will ever even notice you have them.
I get my **** out as often as I can and no one has ever said a thing to me about it.
three12.
"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"
Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.
You've been "getting ready" for two years.
She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.
Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.
dj ben2
Senior Don Juan
mine doesnt but then agian i got a diff prob mine curves upwards =( i hate it