Ok I know for sure I dont have an std, because i'm a little embaressed to say this, i'm a virgin. I have these very tiny bumps under my pennis. Their not red their the normal skin color. They dont hurt what so ever or does it bother any of my pennis functions. Their incredibly small but I can see them and theres a large one at the bottum of the shaft. Remember I am a virgin and parents dont have stds.
"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"
She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.
You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.
She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.
The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.
Pennis Problems
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"She's Out of Your League"
You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.
Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.
She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.
Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.
Badmannaz
Master Don Juan
i have those little f*ckers too...i heard that's from you being circumsized or some sh*t i had that **** when i WAS a virgin too don't worry
luapmandragon
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Without a picture I can't tell for sure. And NO THAT ISN'T AND INVITATION FOR A PICTURE. Worst comes to worst next time you see your doc have him take a look. Every couple of years I seem to grow a pimple or two on my penis. This happened back in high school when I was still a virgin and I had it checked out ASAP just to make sure it wasn't cancer. Doc basically explained that lots of guys get them and they clear up pretty quickly but mine don't so I have to pop them which sucks but better than teh cancer or teh herpes. Oh and I wash my penis every days so its not like I got it cause I'm a slob...even though I am a slob at everything but hygiene =p.
Dont fret bro.
I actually have the exact same things.
Under the head of the penis.
Its no about circumsisian.
I asked the doc about them when I was younger. He said One in Three guys have them.. They're nothing.
three12.
I actually have the exact same things.
Under the head of the penis.
Its no about circumsisian.
I asked the doc about them when I was younger. He said One in Three guys have them.. They're nothing.
three12.
"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."
Attraction runs on a clock.
She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.
The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."
One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.
Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.
^ ^ I'm going to assume you're a virgin as well ?? **smacks head**
Next one you sleep with or first one you sleep with... after you nut, look at her dead in the eyes and say...
"I have herpes"
Then show her your bumps
-Cod3r
Next one you sleep with or first one you sleep with... after you nut, look at her dead in the eyes and say...
"I have herpes"
Then show her your bumps
-Cod3r
Sammer VII
Don Juan
Ladies like to bit each one and pop em in there mouth...
Dude, seriously, don't fret over it so much.
Dude, seriously, don't fret over it so much.
realsmoothie
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Oh, uncalled for.Sammer VII said:Ladies like to bit each one and pop em in there mouth...
You're fired.
"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"
She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.
You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.
She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.
The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.
No bro.
No lady has ever mentioned mined and I've banged 40+ chicks.
When you're having sex she won't be looking at your ****..
If shes some freak and she is, just say... "Dude, you aint ever seen a **** before?"
three12.
No lady has ever mentioned mined and I've banged 40+ chicks.
When you're having sex she won't be looking at your ****..
If shes some freak and she is, just say... "Dude, you aint ever seen a **** before?"
three12.
You MAY be able to have them removed.
In my opinion, it'd be a waste of money.
You're the only guy who will ever even notice you have them.
I get my **** out as often as I can and no one has ever said a thing to me about it.
three12.
In my opinion, it'd be a waste of money.
You're the only guy who will ever even notice you have them.
I get my **** out as often as I can and no one has ever said a thing to me about it.
three12.
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
dj ben2
Senior Don Juan
mine doesnt but then agian i got a diff prob mine curves upwards =( i hate it