"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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hey guys!dont laugh at me please!heres my problem.. i have a lot a small tiny white spots on the base of my penis! i have done my research and concluded that they are called fordyce spots...in simpler terms they are inflammed oil glands!

fordyce spots have no health hazards at all..they are, according to the internet 'totally normal'..and they cannot be transferred to another person..therefore they are completely harmless! however, in saying that i am very insecure about them as they are unsightly and i am afraid of a womans reaction to them! they are barely visible in dim light but can be clearly seen under bright light!

i was wondering if anyone else has got the same problem as me..

and secondly.. do you think these spots would freak a girl out?!
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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I had a sebacious cyst (very similar, except it had mass) a while back. didnt even make a difference. if they ask about it, just tell them. any girl you are doing that with... you should have at least a little foundation of trust with them anyway right?
 
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Hard to see in dim light? Just get nookie in the dark.
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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A couple of months ago, I happened to notice a lot of these white spots at the base of my penis. They itched a bit and after a couple of days, they stopped itching, but became really painful when I touched them. I freaked out and I was really scared, so I told my mother. She told me to wait a couple of days and then if the problem persisted to see a doctor. I did as she suggested, but I completely forgot about them and they disappeared 1-2 days later. I think it lasts about a week or so. I really have no idea what they are due to, but it could be a really innocous infection or even just a skin irritation due to sex or masturbation.
 
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I have these, they hardly show.
 
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[S]alvatore said:
No reaction whatsoever. It will only become a problem if you let it become one.
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thank you! knowing that others have the same is helping me out! i dont think they should be a problem from know on
 
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