"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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I'm not circumsised and sometimes the smell between the foreskin and the head smells a little 'funky'.

Is this the norm? or should it smell better? Do you guys have any tips for cleanliness down there?

Thanks!
 

"Nervous Around Beautiful Women? There's a Rule for That"

I could talk to any woman I wasn't attracted to. Charming, funny, relaxed. Then a gorgeous woman looked my way and I'd become a sweating, babbling mess.

The fix took me years to find and ten minutes to learn. Nervousness and excitement are the same physical state — pounding heart, adrenaline, flushed face. Your brain just picks the label. And you can pick a better one.

Rule 16 shows you how. You feel the nerves, relabel them as excitement, and let that energy pour out as enthusiasm. Women notice the guy radiating it. They always do.

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Something tells me you have abnormal flexibility issues.... :rolleyes:

Lets talk nature for a second. Does a dog grab himself, pull it away and rub the space in the water? No..

Does a wolf, a rhino, a bear or a cat do that. Nope.

That's nature...I'll let someone else disagree.
 

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Ah yes, but do any of those animals have sex for pleasure? No.

Do any of those animals really care if it smells? No

Do any of those animals even have fingers? No...not naturally anyways.

How about women? Yes to all of the above. Just pull it back, wipe it down, bam.
 

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reason it smells cuz lack of oxygen.. just wash ur penis every time u shower,

pull the skin back and wash it with soap. it sohuld be clean throughout the day..
 

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I'm not sure about lack of oxygen. My guess is bacteria thrives in there, producing a horrid smell. Much like that of your armpits and BO
 

"Nervous Around Beautiful Women? There's a Rule for That"

I could talk to any woman I wasn't attracted to. Charming, funny, relaxed. Then a gorgeous woman looked my way and I'd become a sweating, babbling mess.

The fix took me years to find and ten minutes to learn. Nervousness and excitement are the same physical state — pounding heart, adrenaline, flushed face. Your brain just picks the label. And you can pick a better one.

Rule 16 shows you how. You feel the nerves, relabel them as excitement, and let that energy pour out as enthusiasm. Women notice the guy radiating it. They always do.

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Yes, you have to wash that area when you have a shower, and yes the odour is normal...... If ofcourse you don't wash it.
 

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Mandiblard said:
SOAP? Ouch, lol, should you really put soap down there?
LOL omg u never used soap down there? dude i would check up with a doctor for infections..

ues u must use soap, an anti bactiera type of soap like body wash ur the soap bar even

its like any other part of the body that u need to keep clean
 

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Dood, I highly suggest you get circumsized and then wash it.
 

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Don't get cut, unless you want to lose 25% sensitivity.

Them cut guys don't know what the're missing. I guess it's like being born blind - you don't know different.
 

"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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Yeah, just wash with soap and water regularly. If you find soap irritates you, use baby lotion or sensitive soap or alike.

Usually if you leave semen to settle it starts to stink and sometimes we can release "pre-cvm" when we're turned on or in the night, which can contribute to that odd smell down there.

Personally, I wash myself down there in the shower, before sex and after sex, and spray deoderant to stop myself getting sweaty.

If a girl's experiences of oral sex are clean and fresh, she'll be happy to do it more often! It's worth the effort! :)
 
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