"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
Penis Hygeine
- Thread starter pineapple
- Start date
"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"
She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.
Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.
The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.
Docs
Banned
Lets talk nature for a second. Does a dog grab himself, pull it away and rub the space in the water? No..
Does a wolf, a rhino, a bear or a cat do that. Nope.
That's nature...I'll let someone else disagree.
Skilla_Staz
Master Don Juan
Do any of those animals really care if it smells? No
Do any of those animals even have fingers? No...not naturally anyways.
How about women? Yes to all of the above. Just pull it back, wipe it down, bam.
Skilla_Staz
Master Don Juan
"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"
She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.
Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.
The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.
Mandiblard
Senior Don Juan
donjuanjovi
Senior Don Juan
LOL omg u never used soap down there? dude i would check up with a doctor for infections..Mandiblard said:
ues u must use soap, an anti bactiera type of soap like body wash ur the soap bar even
its like any other part of the body that u need to keep clean
Rebound Material
Master Don Juan
"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"
When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.
Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.
Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.
The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.
Usually if you leave semen to settle it starts to stink and sometimes we can release "pre-cvm" when we're turned on or in the night, which can contribute to that odd smell down there.
Personally, I wash myself down there in the shower, before sex and after sex, and spray deoderant to stop myself getting sweaty.
If a girl's experiences of oral sex are clean and fresh, she'll be happy to do it more often! It's worth the effort!